merchk

Merchk is a synonym for 'fat cat'.

"Look there is a merchk!"
"That is a very merchk."

by merchk August 12, 2023

SMEAR MERCHANTS

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .

"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"

by GidonGrey July 14, 2020

Merching

Doing paid to posts on Instagram.

Now that Oliver's got 100k followers, he's gonna be merching the fuck out of his IG.

by 1dead June 22, 2019

bt merchant

A person who gives you a bad trip - high or sober.

Shut the fuck up Tim. You BT merchant

by churchStreetBoi May 16, 2019

Merchant

Used to describe someone that does something repeatedly or relies on it.

Sydney is a split dodge merchant

by AJ baud February 26, 2022

dole merchant

somebody who is unemployed and lives off benefits, and may not be actively seeking work

used in similar tone to describing a bin man as a "waste management consultant"

"What are you going to be when you grow older?"
- "A dole merchant, obviously"

by DSelby March 7, 2007

UD Merch

Worthless merch that you’ll forget about and not even wear or use once you get them. You could also burn your money. Plus, who the hell wants to be seen in merch for fucking Urban Dictionary? That’s like wearing merch for 4chan or Reddit. It’s a complete waste of money. Don’t buy it at all costs.

Maxwell: I just bought this UD Merch, am I cool now?
John:How the fuck is that going to make people think you’re cool? Sometimes I just don’t understand you, Maxwell.

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022