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meatball parade
meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.
1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."
meatball parade by not_an_alien December 9, 2015
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Tiny Meat Gang
A group consisting of a racially ambiguous fortnite gamer, Noel Miller, and his elderly grandfather, Cody Ko, has a podcast where they try to convince the audience that they have small dicks even though everybody knows they are packin’ heat because they got penis fillers.
Person A: “Woah, did you see the last episode of the Tiny Meat Gang podcast?”
Person B: “No, not yet, so don’t fuggin spoil it by telling me if it’s last week’s episode or not.”
Person B: “No, not yet, so don’t fuggin spoil it by telling me if it’s last week’s episode or not.”
Tiny Meat Gang by igotatext February 16, 2019
Meat Pattie
Meat Pattie by manicbubble February 10, 2015
Meat Toboggan
Gripping a mans entrails like the reins of Santa's sleigh, streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake. "Why?"
Meat Toboggan by Djmym October 9, 2015
meat burn
meat burn by Pissed Schlong December 30, 2016
Hairy meat patties
Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.
Hairy meat patties by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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