merage 

a sexy, short, girl with short hair and very aggressive. Once you get to know her she can be goofy as you don't know what.

Merage! Whats wrong with you today?

merage by rizzo and sizzo November 7, 2017

Mini-mirage 

It's that thing when you think you see a parking spot but it turns out to be a Mini Cooper. Close cousin of the Fiat-figment.

Guy parking:
"OOH OOH OOH there's one...right..there..DAMMIT! Mini-mirage."

Mini-mirage by pantstore March 29, 2015

Mirage à trois

That's where you fight 3 of me at once.

Hey, come back if you're ever looking for a, Mirage à trois, that's where you fight 3 of me at once.

Mirage à trois by anonymous November 25, 2020

menage-a-Trump 

The act of partaking in vigorous sexual acts or coitus between that self-promoting psuedo-billionaire Donald Trump and two other persons (usually someone like one of the Bush twin daughters and myself).

Can also involve his wife Ivana, his bird looking daughter Ivanka etc etc etc.

Note: Due to therapy to combat his balding head, The Donald is impotent and would most likely be the one penetrated or do the penetrating with a 12 inch black latex strap-on.

Kwame: "What did you get up to this weekend?"
Douglas Hardy: "I fucked Donald Trump while his stork-looking daughter Ivanka fucked me with a strap-on."
Kwame: "That be called a menage-a-Trump. Been there - done that. The Donald and myself both nailed Omarosa during the 1st season of The Apprentice."
Douglas Hardy: "menage-a-Trump city!!!"
*Douglas Hardy and Kwame proceed to High Five each other*

menage-a-Trump by poja August 11, 2004

Turd Merger 

When two or more turds come together to form a single unit.

Note: Originally defined by the character Artemis in the hit comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,"

Guy 1: Wow! Did you see that turd merger someone left in the toilet?
Guy 2: Yah that was a beastly piece of crap!

Turd Merger by the Hot Rod enthusiast November 25, 2009

stop n' merge 

A technique employed by ignorant and/or terrified drivers when merging onto a freeway: instead of accelerating to merge into faster traffic, these drivers actually stop and attempt to cut into oncoming traffic from a complete standstill. The "stop n' merge" is a dangerous maneuver.

I almost got in an accident today because some clown decided to pull a stop n' merge in rush hour traffic.

stop n' merge by SLampy July 21, 2008

Jailbait Mirage 

An event that occurs when a legal adult male views a girl from afar who appears to be very attractive due to clothing choice or physical development, but upon closer inspection discovers that she is clearly underage.

John was driving past the local park, where he saw a girl in a short skirt who looked rather attractive. Seconds later, he saw her from a closer distance and realized she was 13, blaming this event on "Jailbait Mirage."

Jailbait Mirage by josef m March 12, 2010