a sexy, short, girl with short hair and very aggressive. Once you get to know her she can be goofy as you don't know what.
by rizzo and sizzo November 7, 2017
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That's where you fight 3 of me at once.
Hey, come back if you're ever looking for a, Mirage à trois, that's where you fight 3 of me at once.
by anonymous November 25, 2020
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Can also involve his wife Ivana, his bird looking daughter Ivanka etc etc etc.
Note: Due to therapy to combat his balding head, The Donald is impotent and would most likely be the one penetrated or do the penetrating with a 12 inch black latex strap-on.
Can also involve his wife Ivana, his bird looking daughter Ivanka etc etc etc.
Note: Due to therapy to combat his balding head, The Donald is impotent and would most likely be the one penetrated or do the penetrating with a 12 inch black latex strap-on.
Kwame: "What did you get up to this weekend?"
Douglas Hardy: "I fucked Donald Trump while his stork-looking daughter Ivanka fucked me with a strap-on."
Kwame: "That be called a menage-a-Trump. Been there - done that. The Donald and myself both nailed Omarosa during the 1st season of The Apprentice."
Douglas Hardy: "menage-a-Trump city!!!"
*Douglas Hardy and Kwame proceed to High Five each other*
Douglas Hardy: "I fucked Donald Trump while his stork-looking daughter Ivanka fucked me with a strap-on."
Kwame: "That be called a menage-a-Trump. Been there - done that. The Donald and myself both nailed Omarosa during the 1st season of The Apprentice."
Douglas Hardy: "menage-a-Trump city!!!"
*Douglas Hardy and Kwame proceed to High Five each other*
by poja August 11, 2004
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Note: Originally defined by the character Artemis in the hit comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,"
Note: Originally defined by the character Artemis in the hit comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,"
Guy 1: Wow! Did you see that turd merger someone left in the toilet?
Guy 2: Yah that was a beastly piece of crap!
Guy 2: Yah that was a beastly piece of crap!
by the Hot Rod enthusiast November 25, 2009
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I almost got in an accident today because some clown decided to pull a stop n' merge in rush hour traffic.
by SLampy July 21, 2008
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John was driving past the local park, where he saw a girl in a short skirt who looked rather attractive. Seconds later, he saw her from a closer distance and realized she was 13, blaming this event on "Jailbait Mirage."
by josef m March 12, 2010
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