SLampy's definitions

stop n' merge

A technique employed by ignorant and/or terrified drivers when merging onto a freeway: instead of accelerating to merge into faster traffic, these drivers actually stop and attempt to cut into oncoming traffic from a complete standstill. The "stop n' merge" is a dangerous maneuver.

I almost got in an accident today because some clown decided to pull a stop n' merge in rush hour traffic.

by SLampy July 21, 2008

J-Bizzle

Slang for a jager bomb. Sometimes reduced to "bizzle".

You ready for another J-bizzle yet? I need a pick-me-up.

by SLampy March 11, 2006

rebirth

An advanced stage of drunkenness in which the drinker has apparently become sober again without having ceased to drink. Usually occurs at the break of dawn.

He's coherent and seemingly lucid now, but prior to rebirth, he was talking complete gibberish and doing faceplants in the driveway.

by SLampy January 7, 2006

lathered

state of drunkenness or buzz due to the shampoo effect.

It's gonna be a long day- I've had 2 drinks and I'm already lathered.

by SLampy January 7, 2006