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A merge is someone who seeks to go with the flow, usually sacrificing ones individuality and integrity in doing so. When someone has a stance on a controversial issue but is silent when around a group with opposing views, that person is being a merge. Also applies to non-serious and humorous situations such as wearing the same outfit as someone else, even if on accident.

One who does not think for themselves.

Effectiveness of the term "merge" is increased when proceeded by a expletive.
Thomas was being such a merge at lunch yesterday.

Yeah, I know. Thomas acts like such a merge around Dave - he just wants Dave to like him.

Stop being such a damn merge and speak your mind!
Merge by MTPictures October 3, 2012
Related Words
to come together for biological and pleasurable gain
merge by nicey October 3, 2005
To merge is an act of strange movement when an object or creature will mysteriously move in a sidewways fashion in a direction. This action is usually seen in a split second as the merging object usually kills or attacks the watching creature.
Watching creature: Wtf that voodoo just merged ten lanes and though my car then it exploded?!?!

Voodoo: MMMMMMMMM MERGING VOODOO!!!!!
Merge by £llis April 17, 2009
Two or more people smoking marijuana inside a moving vehicle.
Lets merge on the way home.
Merge by Otto November 11, 2006
lets merge that way!

merge over there

can we merge to the movies tonight?
Merge by Jo November 29, 2003
just, merge bro. if you ain’t got it, you ain’t gonna get it.

another way to say “bet”
guy 1: “just had a threesome dude”
guy 2: “oh, merge!”

guy 1: “my dog just died
guy 2: “oh...merge...”
Merge by poop butt hole 6 March 27, 2021