meowcenary

A meowcenary is like a superhero character that kills all the bad cats. They are hipster cats on a mission. If you have a problem with catty people - call on a Meowcenary. Full disclosure: Meowcenaries are motivated to take part in hostile missions especially if there is promise of free drinks, or a starring role in a YouTube video.

Ask for a meowcenary, they are fed up and ready to kill!

by ChairmanMeow August 13, 2010

armchair mercenary

an individual, typically male, who incessantly second guesses the outcome of military battles recreated on television. Often addicted to the History Channel, has never served in the armed services, but is an active member of the NRA, an avid gun collector, yet doesn't hunt. Can be somewhat oblivious to spousal interests or needs.

Armchair mercenary: "Bla, bla, bla, then you know honey, if Brigadier General Warren's scouts hadn't found Little Round Top undefended, then Colonel Vincent wouldn't have led his brigade up the hill and set up a picket line. If General Lee's troops had just arrived there, say, just 10 minutes earlier, 20 tops, the Battle of Gettysburg would have been a Confederate victory! The rest would be history! Hey, grab me another beer, would ya?"
Wife: "You are sooo smart, snookums! You're my favorite armchair mercenary! Get your own beer, but just one! Remember? I've got to go, uh..... go and visit my sick friend again."
Armchair mercenary: "Hey, what if the Rebel snipers had had Barrett 50s with match ammo? Where'd I put the remote?

by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 25, 2009

mercenary

a.k.a: merc.
A professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army.
A person who works only for monetary gain.

I hired a mercenary to take out that pesky mob boss who threatened to shut down my business.

by AYB February 23, 2003

Mercenary

A 'mercenary' is a person who takes part in an armed conflict, who is not a national or a party to the conflict and is motivated to take part in the hostilities by the desire for private gain. The term 'mercenary' is also used to describe the army itself.

He hired an army of mercenaries to fight the battle for him, paying them money.
The mercenary only wanted the money for what he had done.

by Soulhaiena February 10, 2014

troll mercenary

.....a troll mercenary is sumone who goes at a troll to defend a stance on an issue.....a paid troll ....

....wow...did yu see adam go at that troll.....adam is a real troll mercenary ......my mom supports his troll mission.....

by troll akbar May 13, 2016

Mercenary

The mercenary is a professional wrrior, who is often hired as a skilled defender or fighter. Mercenaries go out to the highest bidder, and lack any sense of honor, but they are very skilled at fighting, often relying upon their cache of dirty tricks to defeat an opponent. Mercenaries are not very trustworthy, and often will switch alliances in the midst of a battle.

Mercenaries swept across the land, only to be rehired by those once their enemies.

by Detranova August 11, 2003

Schlock Mercenary

1. Noun: Anyone who produces crummy work for pay. Television script-writers are often denigrated with this term.

2. Proper Noun: A webcomicfeaturing a band of mercenaries in the 31st century (www.schlockmercenary.com).

1. Hollywood is full of schlock mercenaries.

2. My favorite webcomics are "Schlock Mercenary" and "Sluggy Freelance"

by Howard Tayler November 24, 2003