Mentula

The Latin word for penis (that is not penis). But more like a euphemism for it (e.g. cock, dick, etc...), as the word itself is a pun because it is resemblant to the word "mentis", which refers to the mind, and coincidently with the word "menta", a transliterated Ancient Greek loan word meaning mint stalk.

Guy #1: Yo brah! My mentula is tumescent, man!
Guy #2: Uhhh... what?
Guy #1: I know, right‽
Guy #2: Ok, first off, I don't know you. Secondly, what is a mentula and how do I get one?

by MJCOXV July 8, 2020

Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome

A condition manifest in certain adult males, identified by the following symptoms:

1. A penis worn down to the size of an acorn or smaller, from continuous self-massage.

2. The delusion that the size of said penis is far above average, and possessed only by highly motivated, hard working, intelligent individuals that thrive in a dynamic and creative work setting.

Travis and Michael, both suffering from Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome, did not realize that being characterized as "the biggest dicks on the block" was not a compliment.

by Third-Degree Crispy August 22, 2010

magna mentula

biggus dickus

I have an insane magna mentula

by Biggus dickus3434 June 7, 2022

mentalation

the process of thinking

too much mentalation

by Pali High December 21, 2008

mentulate

Possessing an extraordinarily large penis. (adjective)(also Mentulated)
More common in old 'bodice-ripper' novels; a term for "well hung" that lends a certain appearance of culture to your p0rn.

Priapus was the most mentulate of gods.

by Mentulated in May 1, 2007

Mantula

A particularly masculine and kickass spatula

This mantula sure beats the **** out of your puny spatula.

by Max Bileschi December 15, 2008

Mantula

A huge spatula that insinuates a dick.

Bend over bitch and take my mantula.

by Aneres Harley October 23, 2008