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A little girl! Who is known as a Loli! She is always sweet and nice and kind and cute! She is always the smartest in every group she is in! She fights for justice and what is right!
Magna is a sweet Loli!
Magna by STUPIDFAGGOT February 14, 2021
Water that you can chew, and where all the Modern day cowboys want to be.

Stalkers at night sketchy people by day, and honestly who eats Green Jello. It's a continuous place that's stuck in the 70s and no one every amounts to anything.
Magna - "STOP CHANGING STUFF, it was good 10 years ago jts gonna be good for the next 10 years."

"You get a job, do what your told work 30 years and maybe you'll land a job."
Magna by Kohanaton May 31, 2021

magna farta 

A contract between partners giving the other permission to fart freely. It is "signed" when the first one openly farts in front of the other.
When she let one rip as they got ready for bed, Fred knew that he could now fart whenever he pleased as she had signed the Magna Farta.
magna farta by Fartin' King John November 27, 2013

Magna Cum Laude 

Latin for "Mega Cum Load". Used to describe exemplary prowess in cumshotting.
It says "Magna Cum Laude" on my resume. My cumshotting ability is a special skill that really makes me stand out from the competition.
Magna Cum Laude by 409010402050 September 11, 2011

magna cum nada

Made popular by the Bloodhound Gang in the song with the same name, to do something magna cum nada is the direct opposite of magna cum laude (with great praise; with high honor). Instead of doing something good, you really mess things up.

It is used to describe when you pass something, but with the bare minimum. If you get 50% on a test when you need 50%, then you have finished the test magna cum nada.
1. I almost didn't pass my exam, I passed magna cum nada.

2. Man, this year has been so bad. I've really messed things up with my girlfriend, I've been magna cum nada.

3. So I was taking out the trash yesterday for the first time in like a month, and my Mom was saying "You really do stuff magna cum nada".
magna cum nada by Holden C. June 1, 2006

magna cum laude 

Actual definition: adj, adv; with great praise; with high honor
Practical definition: v. to ejaculate with much force, and to do so with high volume
He magna cum lauded all night long!
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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