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A particularly masculine and kickass spatula

This mantula sure beats the **** out of your puny spatula.

Mantula by Max Bileschi December 15, 2008

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Mantula

A huge spatula that insinuates a dick.

Bend over bitch and take my mantula.

Mantula by Aneres Harley October 23, 2008

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Mantula

A spatula like object used for fun and/or torture, specifically designed for use by a Serena (see "bouncy Scorpio").

"My mantula is bigger than your mantula."

"No, mine is" said Serena. "Now bend over and take it like a puss! You've been a bad manager, haven't you?"

Mantula by Storm5 December 16, 2008

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Manjula

The most perfect girl you'll ever meet.

You're a Manjula.

Manjula by Drxvid May 25, 2019

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mentulate

Possessing an extraordinarily large penis. (adjective)(also Mentulated)
More common in old 'bodice-ripper' novels; a term for "well hung" that lends a certain appearance of culture to your p0rn.

Priapus was the most mentulate of gods.

mentulate by Mentulated in May 1, 2007

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ManJula

A very precious, yet often unrecognized gem or object of value.

Dude, I just got my watch appraised. I though it was worthless, but it turns out I'm holing on to a real Manjula!

ManJula by Isimbard February 13, 2010

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mansulation

Slang for excessive body hair on a man. Can also be used in reference to a full beard.

"Figured I could use some mansulation this winter," said Jon, stroking his beard.

mansulation by GzBz October 13, 2011

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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