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1. Small, tiny and weak.
2. Inadequate, not good enough to work properly.

1. A puny dick.
2. Like I said; A puny dick.
Puny by Jafje April 26, 2007
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Small and weak most people like to use it as a bulling reffrense
"Your so puny and small ha ha"
Puny by Cayla del rossa June 24, 2016
Ayo jookin punny dats what i do for fun.
puny by Roy May 13, 2005
1)Week, Small, Stupid, Wrong, Idodic, weird
2)An Insult directed to any one who is stupid or wrong or just being and idiot
See Gay def. #2.3
1) Him forgetting his belt was puny.
2) Oh, Your so Puny!
puny by T. Pune December 15, 2008
term used by female dark elves to describe female dark elven "genitalia"
I don't think I've ever seen one that puny before.
puny by Anonymous October 16, 2003

Puny Earthling 

A derogatory title used by many alien species to describe not only humans but everything from and on earth.
Martian: You puny earthlings will bow at my name, for I am Zerogshah PLeSu III.

True American Earthling: Speak English asshole.


Plutian: Puny earthling, why do u stick your tongue out at me.

Dog: *Pisses on Plutian's legs*

Plutian: Prepare for your demise.

Dog: *Sits. Stops panting* Fuck you, your planet ain't even a planet no more.

Plutian: You're right. *Turns emo*

Puny Earthling by IZzxo March 27, 2009

puny dick 

Your best friend who happens to be bigger than you that you know can't possible hope to even have a mediocre cock that couldn't touch the bottom of a tuna can erect.
Yeah, here comes Dominick with that puny dick of his.
puny dick by Cleverbob99 August 25, 2016
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