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menstipated 

When your usually very regular period is late for no apparent reason-- even pregnancy.
"My period is a week late! And I'm usually so regular!"

"You think you could be pregnant?"

"No! I haven't had it in months!"

"Relax, girl! You're just menstipated."

Monsterate 

Wow, Phoebe and Madeline always monsterate so bad around this time of the month.
Monsterate by The Lone Will February 26, 2011

Menstrator Explainer 

Anyone who starts spewing menstrual facts but has no idea wtf they are talking about
You ever hear a man talking like he knows periods ? Fucken overrated Menstrator Explainers, please.

Menstrage 

Menstrual Outrage: The type of outrage that would be exhibited by a woman who is suffering from PMS. This outrage can be accompanied by crying, screaming, nagging, complaining, throwing of objects and much, much more.
Tom: Sally, dear, you look a bit under the weather.

Sally: Do I look sick to you?! Huh?! Huh?! You don't think I'm sexy any more!

*Crash*

Tom: Okay, okay, don't have a menstrage.
Menstrage by JS-The-Man February 22, 2008

mensturbate 

V. when a girl masturbates during her period.
masturbate + menstruate
mensturbate by adderall April 11, 2004

menstrattling 

When you have sex with a girl on her period.
Carl was menstrattling Jess and it left a stain on his bed