menko
Menko, A large European person that is abnormally intelligent and well build like a football player. Gets very angry easily, no patience what so ever.
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Releasing any form of feces into your pants. This can range from a simple little brown line, all the way up to full on explosive diarrhea in your pants.
menko by Seargant Jerry February 10, 2009
Mendon, NY
An upscale rural suburb of Rochester, NY featuring the 2,500 acre Mendon Ponds Park. Demographics are as follows: 50% deer, 40% people, and 10% horses. To reduce taxes, many people raise everything from llamas and alpacas to sheep and bison. One guy even has his own zoo. Mendon properties typically feature one or more of the following: horse stables, ponds, tennis courts, hiking trails, golf courses and game preserves. The town has a high concentration of entrepreneurs, gentlemen farmers, horse people, authors and global experts on obscure topics.
“People in Mendon, NY spend more per capita on their gardens than people almost anywhere else in the world do.” “Why is that?” “The Mendon deer have discerning palettes, ravenous appetites and strong sex drives.”
Mendon, NY by Lance777 April 28, 2011
Menked
When you're playing a video game and the matchmaking puts the absolute worst shitheads on your team, you have been Menked. Named after celebrity Dr. Joshua Menke, the Lead Engagement Designer for Halo 5 and all the terrible matches he's caused after implementing TrueSkill2.0. Excuses he'll use to justify the matchmaking: "Even though their rank is plat and they played like a silver, their mmr is actually onyx," "The population of that playlist was too low, so the mm expanded the parameters and just happened to put everyone bad on your team" and "It's working as intended"
Meiko
The first Japanese female Vocaloid, and essentially the first Vocaloid Meiko was created by Crypton Future Media. She has a very strong voice, and does not(and really shouldn't) sound "cute", so when Hatsune Miku was released, her popularity went down, and it just kept on getting worse and worse. Eventually, there was even a fanmade version called "Sakine Meiko" to try and get her popularity back!
Anyway, Meiko honestly has some of the best Vocaloid songs I've heard(Snow Rabbit/Yuki Usagi, Accordion in the Golden Sunset, Far Side of The Sky, ect. By the way, these are all subbed.) so if you've never heard of her, you should check her out.
Anyway, Meiko honestly has some of the best Vocaloid songs I've heard(Snow Rabbit/Yuki Usagi, Accordion in the Golden Sunset, Far Side of The Sky, ect. By the way, these are all subbed.) so if you've never heard of her, you should check her out.
Dude One: Have you ever heard of Hatsune Miku? She's amazing!
Dude Two: Yeah, but I like Meiko more. She was released first and I like her voice more.
Dude One: ...Alright, then.
Dude Two: Yeah, but I like Meiko more. She was released first and I like her voice more.
Dude One: ...Alright, then.
Meiko by 9001-mudkipz October 25, 2011
Mendoza Eyes
The condition of getting intoxicated with the symptoms of beer goggles results in trying to fuck every moving girl including fob looking girls on their periods. It may also cause the person to add +12 rating on a 1-10 scale to a girl he is trying to fuck and will ultimately lead to bringing drunk ugly chicks back to the dorm.
Andrew: Damn dude did you see how hot that girl was last night?
Joseph: Nah dude she was like a -5, you had Mendoza eyes!
Andrew: Aw fuck!
Joseph: Nah dude she was like a -5, you had Mendoza eyes!
Andrew: Aw fuck!
Mendoza Eyes by fuckingshitshit October 27, 2014