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Mangerie 

Pronounced like "lingerie" except with the first syllable replaced by "man": Men's colorful bicycling wear i.e. the lycra-clad, sponsor-adorned, AMATEUR bicyclists that look like they've spent a lot of time prissying themselves up in front of the mirror to look good for their "straight" bicycling partners (more like bi-partners). Typically goes with an obnoxious riding style like hogging the road in a little pack (fudge anyone?) when they could use the damn bike-lane less than 10 feet away AND be safer while they're doing it.
"Hey, look at that clown! He's hogging the road, riding in the WRONG gear, while trying to look cool, but he still looks like he just took his bike out of the closet because he's prancing it up in the mangerie his bi-partner bought him for his birthday!"

"That's right dude; doesn't he know there's a bike lane 3 feet away? The reason he can't ride faster is because he's afraid to sweat in his pretty mangerie!"
Mangerie by Grandmaster Phaart January 13, 2012
(n) A very unique nickname for a girl named Megan. Mix her name with Juliet and you get Meggeriet. You can thank her amazing boyfriend for that creative name. Meggeriet's are sometimes a little blonde, random, and never ever stubborn. They are perfect in every single way and if you find a Meggeriet, never let her go.
I love Meggeriet<3
meggeriet by justanothermegan January 27, 2014

Grimsby Menagerie 

Sexual act involving a donkey, a dustman and a dwarf at a minimum
"Ello lover. Its tuppence a scuttle, thruppence for the tradesmans, or shillin' ha'penny for a Grimsby Menagerie"
Grimsby Menagerie by BolDol April 4, 2021

Awkward Menagerie

When an ecspecially awkward moment occurs one could then express their extreme discomfort by going through the entire awkward collection of animals.
Sam: So how's your mom??
Tom: Ummm, dude, she died 4 months ago...
Sam: Oh, uhhh Awkward Menagerie
(then Sam preforms the following)
Awkward Turtle
Awkward Fish
Awkward Goose
Awkward Moose
Awkward Turkey
Awkward Crab
Awkward Human
(and any other awkward things one may come up with)

Menagerie 

French for zoo; can also talk about a wida assortment of things/people.
1. George asked me if I'd like to go with him to the menagerie this Sunday and I said, 'Oui.'

2. I met a menagerie of hot guys at Ms. Thang's party yesterday.
Menagerie by RatchetBoo May 3, 2003

mangerie 

His suit lay crumpled on the chair, his shoes had been kicked off, and he stood before her, magnificent yet faintly ridiculous in his mangerie.
mangerie by wossy March 30, 2009