mences 

a retarded kid who teaches you life lessons by example.

normal guy (before): it seems like all my life i was defending mences...

interaction with mences.

normal guy (after): maybe, just maybe. mences was defending me.

mences by big tav March 11, 2007

Mendes Army

People who are obsessed with Shawn Mendes (like who isn’t)Every time they hear his name try start fangirling

Some random dude:What’s the mendes Army?
The whole mendes Army:Bish What

Mendes Army by MENDES ARMY FOR LIFE December 6, 2017

Mendes Army

Wonderful people that are obsessed with Shawn Mendes. Every time they hear his name, their mood lightens up, and the whole room gets filled with the joy radiating from them.

Example:
Girl 1: have you heard Shawn's new song?
Girl 2: *smiles*Yes, I love Shawn so much
Girl 1: I know right, isn't he amazing? Mendes army for life!!!!

Mendes Army by fakeyouout March 27, 2015

Mendes2 

A tool which FANDOM staff manipulate to do shady work, Mendes2 is the equivalent of a 20th century mafia leader, just that he blocks people infinitely instead of decapitating them.

Mendes2 is an autocratic person who does not care about the feelings of others.

Mendes2 by y = mx + b December 13, 2021

menses madness

The time when a woman is crazed with anger, mood swings and all around bitchiness resulting from her menstrual cycle.

Amanda was always difficult to be around when she was experiencing menses madness.

menses madness by Sparkykid77 October 4, 2012

menless shirts 

The sexier alternative to shirtless men as it is just a fucking shirt.

Guy 1: What's hotter than shirtless men?

Guy 2: Menless shirts are obviously hotter.

menless shirts by TheRodykell May 20, 2021

Mendes Army

Wow, just... WOW

Totally amazing people who live all around the world.
The greatest of them all.

Everybody in the Mendes Army is so nice, it's unbelievable.

Mendes Army by PerfectlyPerfectGreatness October 16, 2018