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Autocratic 

Mko has an autocratic dick
Autocratic by Mko2001 June 9, 2018
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automatic dick 

when someone has an uncontrollable erect dick ;-)
automatic dick by yoursenpia May 7, 2018

Automatic Door Jedi

Someone who waves their hand at an automatic door, pretending like they are a Jedi
I frequently wave my hand at automatic doors, trying my best to achieve Force powers, but alas I am just an Automatic Door Jedi

Fully semi-automatic 

A word made up by liberals to make guns sound scarier and is not a thing. Full and semi are two completely different words
Those gosh darn libtards think there’s a thing called fully semi-automatic

Dipsychotic Semi-Automatic Twins 

Two sisters born 1549 days apart in Brockton, Massachusetts.
Are you guys twins?

"Yes, we're dipsychotic semi-automatic twins"

"We don't have time to explain science to you"

Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies 

A group of individuals that spend their free time watching and making TikTok videos while strangling the shit out of themselves with Uncle Daddy’s belt or Auntie Mama’s girdle straps and beating off at Mach speed in the back lots of a trailer park. Also known as #A_A_H. In further incest and fuckeduppedness they call themselves a family whilst doing all of this. May or may not be related to one another.
Though those two were just friendly cousins, turns out they are Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies (#a_a_h). Sad really.

Automatic door

An alternative way of calling somebody a slut.
"She's an automatic door, she opens for everything"
Automatic door by AH2302 March 5, 2013
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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