mullestache
When a man has a mullet and then grows a mustache, the result is a mullestache. A majestic mullet, when paired with a full, thick mullestache, is a beautiful sight.
mullestache by Yi Li September 1, 2004
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molestache
A group of thin, wispy hairs located on the upper lip that the wearer believes constitutes facial hair. Much like he believes her thin, wispy cries constitute consent.
Hey, nice molestache...wait, what are you doing? Don't touch me, just--no! Oh, God! Help! Please, someone! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
molestache by mart1779 February 11, 2009
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Mulestache
Andy Samburg has this Saturday Night Live video about this new dance. It's called 'The Creep' and they are all styling major mulestaches.
Mulestache by kanihelpyou April 5, 2011
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molestache by jamesemoryjackson September 7, 2008
molestache
A group of bristles or hairs about the mouth of a man who cannot seem to grow it in fully. Sometimes this is caused by the subject going through puberty, but it is generally thought that Darwin's theory of evolution may take part in this phenomenon.(if a person is undesirable, his body may not allow him to have normal bodily functions...like growing hair on his face.) This act of trying to grow facial hair but horribly failing is usually perpetrated by child molesters and heshers for some unknown reason.(or possibly the Darwinist theory above)
molestache by pimphuge February 25, 2003
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mulestache by Joey Ligats February 28, 2009
Molestache
As referenced by famous chef Michael Glennon : A creepy mustache often seen on a man or woman who molests people or things.
Molestache by Chiquita bonana October 30, 2010
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