molestasheo 

A derivative of molestache. A mustache on a man that does not look cool but creepy. This mustache would make you want to go check to see if the guy is listed on a pedophile website.

What's up with that molestasheo, you going to hang out at some playgrounds tonight?

molestasheo by Jacki Ledbetter April 10, 2007

molestash 

A combination of the words moustache and Molest.

A moustash that is scrawny and usally very juvenile and creepy in nature. Much like most wearers of the molestash.

I don't trust that guy, he's got a molestash.

molestash by eatrocks June 21, 2004

molestache 

A group of thin, wispy hairs located on the upper lip that the wearer believes constitutes facial hair. Much like he believes her thin, wispy cries constitute consent.

Hey, nice molestache...wait, what are you doing? Don't touch me, just--no! Oh, God! Help! Please, someone! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

molestache by mart1779 February 11, 2009

molestache 

MOLESTache, the unfashionable mustache that rapists pedophiles(child MOLESTers) and dictators wear.

BTK killer, Hitler, Stalin all have a molestache. Exemptions Burt Reynolds(only).

molestache by jamesemoryjackson September 7, 2008

molestache 

A group of bristles or hairs about the mouth of a man who cannot seem to grow it in fully. Sometimes this is caused by the subject going through puberty, but it is generally thought that Darwin's theory of evolution may take part in this phenomenon.(if a person is undesirable, his body may not allow him to have normal bodily functions...like growing hair on his face.) This act of trying to grow facial hair but horribly failing is usually perpetrated by child molesters and heshers for some unknown reason.(or possibly the Darwinist theory above)

That guy over there in the trenchcoat reading teen beat has a killer Molestache!

molestache by pimphuge February 25, 2003

Molestache 

As referenced by famous chef Michael Glennon : A creepy mustache often seen on a man or woman who molests people or things.

That creepy guy in the panel van has a molestache

Molestache by Chiquita bonana October 30, 2010

Molestache 

A certain type of moustache worn by people who either are or will be on a list of local sex offenders.

"Dude look at Captain Crunch's molestache, he totally touches children."

Molestache by the cotck August 20, 2009