melaja

the mfkn goat nigga.

“everybody loves melaja”

melaja by ughimsocute March 19, 2025

Melayah 

Melayah is a pretty girl but she can get violent at times she can make your day by just talking to you most times she can be really funny

Who's ready to fight, Melayah is!

Melayah by Malo_halo March 19, 2017

Melaad 

a real ass nigga

he’s a homie that always got yo back

Melaad really saved my ass yesterday when 12 was on our ass

Melaad by real asssssss nigga October 28, 2019

Melaia 

Melaia is a sweet,kind,caring,loving,loyal,and thick female. She’s super outgoing and loves to hang with her friends!! She’s hella pretty and smart!

Dang she reminds me of Melaia

Melaia by Melaia September 10, 2020

Mealjacker 

Someone who joins one or more people in a public eating area, who is not invited or welcome, and immediately wrecks whatever conversation, vibe or mood that was occuring, often with their mere presence. A mealjacker normally has no idea he is jacking someone's meal; he normally believes that the person or group actually wants him to be there. This common misconception is often predicated on polite small talk and the social norm of not being able to actually tell someone to sit somewhere else. Closely related to the cock blocker, the meal jacker strikes only during meals, when his victims are most vulnerable and least able to flee. But her powers of social extinguishment are not limited to potential romantic interaction; the mealjacker virtually shuts down all social conversation.

You're at the dining hall, eating the slop and generally having a good time with a couple friends, when you spot "Jeffery" or "Margaret" coming toward you carrying a tray. Your stomach drops. You let loose with an inner wail and scream "Nooooo" inside your head. But much like when you see the cop on the side of the road, it is too late to do anything about it now. You brace yourself, whisper-shout to your friend "Mealjacker!" and grit your teeth, because you are about to be mealjacked.
Mealjackings often occur in college dining halls and high school cafeterias, but can occur in any open eatery with general seating. The jackees often feel violated and helpless, especially in a booth setting, with little or no means of escape. See also close talker and cock blocker

Mealjacker by David Bolen September 22, 2008

melijah 

If your name is Melijah, you’re pretty cool. Very handsome and your mom is Pretty. Extremely smart and good with math. All the ladies want you... they line up for your attention and jokes. Melijah’s are silly, outgoing and very sweet. They love to help people and pray for them. Melijah will always try to be number 1 at everything. Very good at sports and dancing.

Have you seen Melijah today? I miss him so much.

melijah by Moët Taylor October 15, 2018

melojane 

A girl who's always misunderstood because of the tone of her voice but knows what to say at the right situation.She is a girl who puts others before herself. She is always ready to help. She is loyal and will never leave your side when everything gets rocky. She felt how painful it is to be left that's why she wanted to be kept and have someone who does not want to lose her. She can make you feel comfortable whenever she is around. She is independent but she wanted someone to take care of her. She is needing for love, attention and time. She maybe a giver. She may also keep things that hurts her only to herself. She never easily get mad but when she does, you will regret it the most.

She's Melojane, she is the one whose always ready to help anyone who needs her.

melojane by JinSms September 11, 2020