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Malachi Crunch
1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.
2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.
3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.
3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
Malachi Crunch by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007
Malachite
Lyric from Green Day's song "2000 Light Years Away"
Malachite is a green gemstone, and Billie Joe's eyes are green. What he means is that this girl can stare deeply into his green eyes, and fall in love with him.
Malachite is a green gemstone, and Billie Joe's eyes are green. What he means is that this girl can stare deeply into his green eyes, and fall in love with him.
Malachite by misSxWartooth July 6, 2010
Megachirpse
The act of approaching, chatting to, and subsequently seducing girls; usually, but not restricted to, nighttime activities, e.g. bars, clubs, pubs, kebab shops.
The 'mega-' prefix denotes an exaggerated and occasionally over-the-top enthusiasm to said activity, and potentially signifies the subject's recognition of the 'numbers game' principle.
The 'mega-' prefix denotes an exaggerated and occasionally over-the-top enthusiasm to said activity, and potentially signifies the subject's recognition of the 'numbers game' principle.
I was straight up getting on the megachirpse outside Jason's Donervan the other night - met a right old kebab slag!
Megachirpse by jebuuus March 28, 2011
megachilling
the act of megachilling first requires one having an extra large cup labeled "mega chill", which can be found at select supermarkets and gas stations. One must then fill this cup with any assortment of strong liquors and/or fruity alcoholic mixtures that the individual in question desires, after which, one may casually pass the day in intervals of drinking and relaxation poolside. If possible, the megachill cup must be used in the water as the individual in question floats on an inter-tube or in any relaxed, floating, semi-conscious state. The goal of this exercise is give purpose to day drinking in a semi-alcoholic fashion, thereby relieved the participate of any worry or guilt in their indulgence of liquor before noon. Megachilling is also known to be an excellent cure for hangovers.
I was going to go to work today, but Lucy, Susan, Beth and I decided to spend our day megachilling so that we could drink with the purpose of getting tan.
megachilling by megachiller July 15, 2010