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Malachia 

Malachia's are very beautiful people, they're smart, generous, and amazing even though they've been through a lot they still care about the people closest to them. They never make someone feel bad for the way they are or the way they feel. They are very beautiful on the inside and the out, and are always there for the people that matter most to them. Everyone should have a malachia, they're the most incredible thing that's on this earth since sliced bread.
Malachia's are literally people I'd die for, no joke.
Malachia by AmazingSpork April 30, 2020
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Malachia 

Malachia is a babe. He never fails to reel in what he wants, when he wants it. He is a fine sexy man who ain't afraid to hit no lady. He can be known for naming himself Mawiee.
Guy1: ooh la la, who is that fine hunk of meat?
Guy2: What a hot babe, his name is Malachia.
Guy1: Hey, Malachia! Over here!
Malachia: Das rude !! *launches Guy1 into the air and laughs sexually before galloping away because he is in fact a centaur. *
Malachia by HayleeUchiha October 11, 2013

Malachai (Kai) Parker

He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.
“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker

Malachi Crunch

1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.

2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
"Jen gave John a Malachi Crunch after he passed out in his seat at the Rush concert."
Malachi Crunch by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007

Malachite 

Lyric from Green Day's song "2000 Light Years Away"

Malachite is a green gemstone, and Billie Joe's eyes are green. What he means is that this girl can stare deeply into his green eyes, and fall in love with him.
She holds my malachite so tight, so never let go
Malachite by misSxWartooth July 6, 2010

malachichi 

an african american man who likes to put on tights and role play as anime characters
malachichi out
malachichi by kakashiiam October 15, 2019
Malachi, too many words to describe him. A truly humorous person that is sure to make you laugh. Has the nicest smile ever and is loyal. Somewhat a nerd, which makes him even better in my book! Trustworthy and honest. Usually shy and quiet at first but once you get to know him he is a good person. A great hugger (and trust me, im not lying). Even though he may not look like it, he is pretty athletic. You can always count on him. His self esteem is not so prestigious but he doesn't realize how special and how good he is. He will always find a way to make you smile, even when your down deep in the dumps. If you ever find yourself with a Malachi, you're quite lucky, because He is the definition of perfect friend. Period. :)
Person 1: "wow Malachi is the best!"
Person 2: "How"
Person 1: "Looking at him says it all"
Malachi by DaBeast352 July 9, 2019