megster

A word for a person who is the definition of cool.

wow she is a definate 'megster'

i wish i was him... he's a total megster

by b gedster March 3, 2009

Shyster Meister

An obnoxious fool that always has to interrupt a story to one up someone with an unbelievable lack of skill and taste, and kill the mood.

Right in the middle of our conversation, the "Shyster Meister" had to tell some stupid story and destroy the mood!

by freedom boy June 16, 2009

Migster

A daily driver and a weekend street warrior. Likes to speed around the corner. Breaks his own record every time he goes on a long distance ride. Speed addict and throttle happy person.

that man is a migster.

by migster January 10, 2011

Hate-meister

Hate-meister is a derivitive of the know phrase "hate monger", but is used as a substitute to try and explain the severity of a hate monger to children.

guy 1: i wish i knew who the guy was, behind all those murders

guy 2: yeah, what a Hate-meister

by funky moose January 31, 2012

g meister

Similar to many other 'meister' names, 'g meister' is most commonly used as a nickname of endearment with the 'g' often being the individual's initial.

Although, 'g meister' specifically, may also pay tribute to 'Game Master', (or even 'Dungeon Master', as Dungeons and Dragons refference) as the direct German translation for 'meister' is 'master'.

"Woah, g meister is winning this game for sure!"

"Hey g meister! Can I get a copy of the homework?"

by Urban Translations February 4, 2023

Meestering

When A.Meesters tells a tall tale, then whilst informing others- even within earshot- adds more and more farfetched lies to the story until the point where he has lied about a lie. Oh, and theres always bisexual girlfriends involved. Always.

1. Goddam it, stop your meestering

(Original Story)
Hey man! Just came back from the dentist's office. 2 cavities.

2 mins later...
Holy crap, I just came back from the wildest party, I went to *Insert random place here*, then I got totaly hammered and when I was walking back, I saw my ex-bisexual girlfriend and we smoked chop then we went skiing in July and then she fell asleep and I was bored so I went to the sewers and chatted with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter has a cold. Then a foot solider punched me and that's why my face is kinda numb. And I'm actually half eskimo in origin.

by The beater of the elderly April 6, 2007

messterpiece

Something that is such a mess, it’s almost impressive. Something so batshit crazy that it’s beautiful.

“Man, the internet is full of messterpieces these days”

by not.adelia August 7, 2018