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this is diya, she's called mega D for a reason
"oh how i wish to see that mega d"
"woah its mega d"
mega D by dibbles_ June 4, 2023
Words you can keep
named for the megalodon, it is used to describe injuries that were accidentally self inflicted. like shooting a hole in your hand while cleaning a pistol, or slicing a chunk out of your thumb trying to whittle a block of wood.
guy1- "I mega'd my hand yesterday"
guy 2 "how did that happen?"
guy1- "there is a reason lawnmowers have that "dont put your hand in here" picture on them"
mega'd by -Chad September 5, 2005

Mega Man'd 

When someone stills your shit and uses it against you.

Mega Man'd by Hell Is Heartless November 14, 2006

Mega Man'd 

To be Mega Man'd is to be ganged up on a squad of exactly 7 after provoking one of said 7.

Originates from Super Smash Bros Ultimate with Mega Man's final smash.
"C'mon Robbie, let's go Mega Man them"
"They're gonna get so Mega Man'd!"
Mega Man'd by YungLenin May 13, 2019

Mega Man'd 

When someone stills your shit and uses it against you.
Mega Man....

He just mega man'd the fuck out of cutsman.
Mega Man'd by Hell Is Heartless November 10, 2008

super mega donkey bitch 

when a car passenger has to sit in the trunk because the other seats are all occupied.
passenger 1: shotgun!
passenger 2: not bitch!
passenger 3: not bitch!
passenger 4: fuck i'm bitch. At least im not super mega donkey bitch.
passenger 5: fuck my life

mega dank nooner 

When you do such a dank whoolie on your motorcycle that the front tire point straight up hence “nooner
Kyle - “I busted a mega dank nooner right by that cop and as soon as he lit me up I dropped a gear and dusted his ass”

Tod - “sure dude, now can you finish your work you’re still on the clock
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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