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named for the megalodon, it is used to describe injuries that were accidentally self inflicted. like shooting a hole in your hand while cleaning a pistol, or slicing a chunk out of your thumb trying to whittle a block of wood.
guy1- "I mega'd my hand yesterday"
guy 2 "how did that happen?"
guy1- "there is a reason lawnmowers have that "dont put your hand in here" picture on them"
by -Chad August 13, 2005
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to wreck, destroy, ruin, or in any way damage something. Especially by flipping a car onto its hood
"woah, you tozzed your convertible into the snow?"

"I just tozzed my hand, there is blood everywhere"

"if you dont want to tozz your car, keep it rubber side down"
by -Chad July 30, 2005
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to flip a vehicle onto its hood, especially a convertible

to cause damage to an object
also used to describe that damage.
"dude, he just tozzed his convertible! its sitting upside down in some snow..."
by -Chad August 13, 2005
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a mainstream group of people who all think they listen to superior music groups because noone else has heard them, mainly because they all suck.
most-all musicians were once underground at one time or another.


a group of people who dont understand tha society is a circle. you can only go so far away from the "mainstream" before you all look alike. for example, every riced out import, every "goth" every "slc punk wannabe" every "gangsta" and every single person who clains to be an individual, ends up looking and acting EXACTLY like everyone else like them
"yo check out my crx man! it is totally pimped out and original!"
"whats oringinal about it? the fact that you havent put in glowing windshield sprayers YET?"
by -Chad August 13, 2005
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The year is 1965 and an almost unknown rock band from Ohio called The McCoys recorded a song called "Hang On Sloopy."

"Hang On Sloopy" was inspired by a woman named Dorothy Sloop who was a native of Steubenville, Ohio. Apparently she had a career as a singer in the 1950's and used the name "Sloopy" as a stage name. Dorothy Sloop passed away in Pass Christian, Mississippi. Her song will long live on in the hearts of people for years to come....
hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on...

"some of these young kids think that Sting and the police ripped off puff daddy with their song "I'll be watching you", same kids that think Sloopy is some kind of freaky sex"
by -Chad July 20, 2005
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The year is 1965 and an almost unknown rock band from Ohio called The McCoys recorded a song called "Hang On Sloopy."

"Hang On Sloopy" was inspired by a woman named Dorothy Sloop who was a native of Steubenville, Ohio. Apparently she had a career as a singer in the 1950's and used the name "Sloopy" as a stage name. Dorothy Sloop passed away in Pass Christian, Mississippi. Her song will long live on in the hearts of people for years to come....
hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on...

"some of these young kids think that Sting and the police ripped off puff daddy with their song "I'll be watching you", same kids that think Sloopy is some kind of freaky sex"
by -Chad July 21, 2005
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a coward on a FPS game, who waits and hides in a spot where no enemy will see him, and with no enemy to kill or be killed by, will gain the same points his hard working teammates EARNED.

a camper is always a waste of time unless he is doing it with teammates to cover an objective, then it is strategy.

if the entire team is out killing badguys, and they all get killed, the camper, who is in no danger whatsoever, and wasting valuable playing time is a loser. and probabally bought his "high level" account on e-bay
its not even worth it trying to teach these camping fags that it ruins the others gameplay. if everyone camped, then what?
by -Chad August 13, 2005
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