A mega daddy is a person that you can look at after 20 years and still think "Damn. He sexy." but he still hot AF and you want the D at 50 fucking years old. #70YearOldPantyDroppa
Woman A: He my mega daddy.
Woman B: Say what?!
Guy: I got D for dayz. Therefore, I am the mega daddy.
Woman: See, he knows what's up.
Woman B: Say what?!
Guy: I got D for dayz. Therefore, I am the mega daddy.
Woman: See, he knows what's up.
by legitimacyandpaws October 30, 2015