mega'd

named for the megalodon, it is used to describe injuries that were accidentally self inflicted. like shooting a hole in your hand while cleaning a pistol, or slicing a chunk out of your thumb trying to whittle a block of wood.

guy1- "I mega'd my hand yesterday"
guy 2 "how did that happen?"
guy1- "there is a reason lawnmowers have that "dont put your hand in here" picture on them"

by -Chad September 5, 2005

mega D

this is diya, she's called mega D for a reason

"oh how i wish to see that mega d"
"woah its mega d"

by dibbles_ June 4, 2023

Mega Man'd

When someone stills your shit and uses it against you.

He just mega man'd the fuck out of cutsman.

by Hell Is Heartless November 14, 2006

Mega Man'd

To be Mega Man'd is to be ganged up on a squad of exactly 7 after provoking one of said 7.

Originates from Super Smash Bros Ultimate with Mega Man's final smash.

"C'mon Robbie, let's go Mega Man them"
"They're gonna get so Mega Man'd!"

by YungLenin May 13, 2019

Mega Man'd

When someone stills your shit and uses it against you.

Mega Man....

He just mega man'd the fuck out of cutsman.

by Hell Is Heartless November 10, 2008

super mega donkey bitch

when a car passenger has to sit in the trunk because the other seats are all occupied.

passenger 1: shotgun!
passenger 2: not bitch!
passenger 3: not bitch!
passenger 4: fuck i'm bitch. At least im not super mega donkey bitch.
passenger 5: fuck my life

by miaomiaomiao May 28, 2011

mega dank nooner

When you do such a dank whoolie on your motorcycle that the front tire point straight up hence “nooner”

Kyle - “I busted a mega dank nooner right by that cop and as soon as he lit me up I dropped a gear and dusted his ass”

Tod - “sure dude, now can you finish your work you’re still on the clock”

by Professional squid September 24, 2020