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Meepster 

One who is devoted to the art of the meep; perhaps one of the Followers of the Meep. They use the word "meep" often, and can be non-human. Another name for them is Meepists.
Person 1: Hey, how's life?
Person 2: Meepish.
Person 1: Ugh... you're a Meepster, aren't you.

Person 2: Yes. "One who searches for Meep finds god".
Person 1: :|
Meepster by Biblo elf March 12, 2011
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Meestering 

When A.Meesters tells a tall tale, then whilst informing others- even within earshot- adds more and more farfetched lies to the story until the point where he has lied about a lie. Oh, and theres always bisexual girlfriends involved. Always.
1. Goddam it, stop your meestering

(Original Story)
Hey man! Just came back from the dentist's office. 2 cavities.

2 mins later...
Holy crap, I just came back from the wildest party, I went to *Insert random place here*, then I got totaly hammered and when I was walking back, I saw my ex-bisexual girlfriend and we smoked chop then we went skiing in July and then she fell asleep and I was bored so I went to the sewers and chatted with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter has a cold. Then a foot solider punched me and that's why my face is kinda numb. And I'm actually half eskimo in origin.

leighton meester 

brunette actress who stars on the hit series Gossip Girl
she has been in a few generally unknown movies such as: Flourish, Drive Thru, and Hangman's Curse
she also has had a few guest appearances in different t.v. shows such as: Entertainment Tonight, Law and Order, Boston Public, Crossing Jordan, Seventh Heaven, North Shore, Entourage, 24, 8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter, Veronica Mars, Numb3rs, House M.D., CSI: Miami, and Shark
did you see last nights episode of veronica mars?
YEAH! i didnt know leighton meester was guest appearing!
leighton meester by gossip girl :D December 18, 2007

MeesterChum

wide open weed smoker with regard for the people!
MeesterChum makes you feel like everybody's friend.
MeesterChum by EvilDoctorClownius February 13, 2010

Meekster 

A prominent member of a clan of inept dimwitted buffoons usually related by birth. Often has a comically over-exaggerated belief of his sports acumen. A little sister of the intellectually poor. An Incestuous Basterd.
The 3 Meeksters are a pack of wild hyenas
Meekster by NastyOne October 12, 2011

Meester Smeece 

What a lot of Engrish speaking Chinese say instead of Mr. Smith.
Heyro Meester Smeece; nice to see you again here in China.
Meester Smeece by Willis December 9, 2003
A meester is that special guy in your life that you're crazy in love with. A meester is the guy you're seeing when you know that you want to be with him forever. It is a branch off of mister.
Maxwell loves Eric, and wants to be with him forever. Therefore, Eric is Maxwell's meester.
meester by miniwheatsguy June 15, 2010
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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