Willis's definitions

Herby

my dads poop. he always called it dropping herby off at the playground. Yes i had a strange childhood.

Oh man oh man that herby gave me stretch marks!

by willis November 10, 2003

cathead

An annoying lamebrain.

"What a CATHEAD!"

by Willis August 7, 2003

crap

(v): a derisive method of describing aesthetic or metaphysical qualities of something.

He may be a fuckwit, but at least the senior George Bush wasn't as crap with running the country as his nonce-boy son is.

by Willis January 2, 2007

Durfeltard

Someone who you think is retarded or has problems. Someone who speaks of sick twisted things randomly.

I would take a gerbil and melt it to my penis.
Response: Shut up you durfeltard.

by willis October 24, 2004

do crap

Meaning that are aren't going to do something.

Mother: Randolph, take out the trash.

Randolph: Do crap!

by willis February 4, 2004

Nasty Juice

Name given to any drink that sacrifices taste for potent alcoholic content...

Willis casually swigged the concoction unawares, as the others gazed in anticipation... On contact with the palette His lips retracted from the bottleneck- his face puckering up, contorted in a reaction of putrid disgust, as he recoiled back into his seat.

''Awwww that shits the nasty juice!!!''
he declared, before staggering to the nearest toilet.

by wiLLiS April 3, 2003

kempkestered

Something that is royally messed up.

Derative of KEMPED

That ignorant fool shouldn't have tried to paint his car himself. Now it really looks KEMPKESTERED.

by Willis August 7, 2003