Willis's definitions

crap

(v): a derisive method of describing aesthetic or metaphysical qualities of something.

He may be a fuckwit, but at least the senior George Bush wasn't as crap with running the country as his nonce-boy son is.

by Willis January 2, 2007

Durfeltard

Someone who you think is retarded or has problems. Someone who speaks of sick twisted things randomly.

I would take a gerbil and melt it to my penis.
Response: Shut up you durfeltard.

by willis October 24, 2004

Nasty Juice

Name given to any drink that sacrifices taste for potent alcoholic content...

Willis casually swigged the concoction unawares, as the others gazed in anticipation... On contact with the palette His lips retracted from the bottleneck- his face puckering up, contorted in a reaction of putrid disgust, as he recoiled back into his seat.

''Awwww that shits the nasty juice!!!''
he declared, before staggering to the nearest toilet.

by wiLLiS April 3, 2003

Lloyd Banks

this nigga is a hot rapper. hes the one no one notices. but when his solo shit drop..hes gone be wanted...for features that is

by willis October 26, 2003

Aight buttie?

Welsh greeting meaning ''alright mate?''

''Aight buttie?'' beamed Dafydd, as his muscular arms smothered the sheep in a warm embrace...

by wiLLiS April 3, 2003

streetbuddy

Someone that is a goth, or wears gothic like clothes with lots of jewelry, and hangs out in small towns.

I'm going to hang wit my fellow streetbuddies.

by willis February 11, 2004

Tramshed

A woman like man, over sensitive! Thinks he is gods gift to men

Look at that tramshed gobble that dick

by Willis February 6, 2004