Almost positively agreed upon as being the Fourth Reich, Mediacom is a sham cable company that will repeatedly lie, hang up on you, do nothing they say, provide horrible internet service, employ absolute fucking retards, and anything else they can to make you feel like your head is going to explode. They are obviously not a cable company but rather a sadistic toy, which was designed and is in use by the Anti-Christ, and made possible by the sheer stupidity of the people they're able to hire. I thought you could only get so many tax breaks for hiring the retarded. Mediacom is synonymous with the words fraud, con, scam, Al-Qaeda, and braindead.

Mediacom should be overrun by angry citizens with pitchforks and hatchets and torches. No employee or affiliated persons should be left alive.

Mediacom by RobinHoodoftheGulfCoast January 31, 2008

Mediacom

A cable, internet and phone provider that employs people that have the IQ of amoebas. The service is horrible, and most of the service men have mullets and are scared of humans. The people that answer the phone think reseting things repeatedly is the only answer, they are trained monkeys.

Mediacom is the devil!

Mediacom by Sonya K. April 5, 2006

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Mediacom

Mediacom HA more like MEDIA THIEVES rip off artists incorporated they lie they still they cheat their customers and laugh all the way to the bank!

Mediacom: Media thieves ripped me off for years.

Mediacom by madman11madmadmadman11 August 29, 2017

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MediaDefender

a company that various media companies hired to try to stop pirates and torrents. Should be under investigation by the USA because their business practices are straight illegal. Examples of their bullshit below:

Guy A: check out this cool website to get movies! www.miivi.com rocks!
Guy B: bullshit! its ran by some company called MediaDefender! They just wanna log your IP address and hit your with a lawsuit later!
Guy A: shit!

Awesome piratebay admin: god damn, these same IP addresses keep trying to denial-of-service attack our system.
Other awesome piratebat admin: check these leaked emails. says companies like the MPAA hired MediaDefender to fuck with our systems. And those bastards seem to like Dominoes Pizza.

Downloader A: i wanna try and get Jay-Z's new album. i think i download this torrent.
*20 minutes later*
Downloader A: shit, its just a bunch of ads for Coca-cola and some concert footage. Some fucker must be mislabeling these torrents and spreading them all over the internet.

(all shit MediaDefender has done)

MediaDefender by Flemmyd January 3, 2008

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methadome

The act of giving someone head to get a ride to the methadone clinic

She was so desperate to get to the clinic that she offered to give anyone some methadome if they'd take her

methadome by johnboy3 September 1, 2016

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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