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unobtainable grain

When a person is into another person or thing solely because that person or thing is not into them.
Dude, you're only into her because she is your unobtainable grain

Unattainable 

A person who is extrememly attractive, and whom you wish you could have a relationship with. however, you know it would never happen so you don't even bother.
Josh is so cute, but he's just too perfect. Every girl wants him, so I don't stand a chance. He's my unattainable.
Unattainable by Sweetnlow423 September 27, 2013

Unattainables 

A type/ group of hot, very attractive people you want to date but can't because they're superficial. Unrequited attraction.
I can't have them, they're all unattainables.
Unattainables by yursh22 May 20, 2020

unobtainababe 

Ex.1

A. "That blonde girl is awesome. I'm going to ask her out."
B. "Dude, forget it. She's an unobtainababe."

Ex.2

A. "I thought she was an unobtainababe, but her brother has just told me she wants my number!"
B. "Sweet."
unobtainababe by DF74 January 17, 2011

unbrainable 

Something that cannot be thought by the brain.
That was honestly one of the unbrainable things I have ever heard.
unbrainable by FinlandCowboys May 18, 2022

Unattainable 

Someone who has a small penis but has a very high self opinion of ones self and wishes he could be awesome like he’s coworkers
Brian like to think he was unattainable but he was really just unbearable
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Oblication 

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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring β€” one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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