MediaDefender 

a company that various media companies hired to try to stop pirates and torrents. Should be under investigation by the USA because their business practices are straight illegal. Examples of their bullshit below:

Guy A: check out this cool website to get movies! www.miivi.com rocks!
Guy B: bullshit! its ran by some company called MediaDefender! They just wanna log your IP address and hit your with a lawsuit later!
Guy A: shit!

Awesome piratebay admin: god damn, these same IP addresses keep trying to denial-of-service attack our system.
Other awesome piratebat admin: check these leaked emails. says companies like the MPAA hired MediaDefender to fuck with our systems. And those bastards seem to like Dominoes Pizza.

Downloader A: i wanna try and get Jay-Z's new album. i think i download this torrent.
*20 minutes later*
Downloader A: shit, its just a bunch of ads for Coca-cola and some concert footage. Some fucker must be mislabeling these torrents and spreading them all over the internet.

(all shit MediaDefender has done)

MediaDefender by Flemmyd January 3, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016