Two individuals (usually two chicks or bf/gf) who have complete disregard for the high probability of skin cancer or changing of seasons. They are so addicted to tanning that they will risk being the only jackasses who obtain a golden tan.. in December... in Ohio.

Anna, " Wow Bif and Tif i really like how your golden delicious tan sets off your Christmas sweater."
Melanoma Twins,"Thanks we thought so!"
Anna, "You do realize its fine to NOT have a tan when its snowing, i mean its kinda bad for you and you guys look like my coffee table, it's a bit much."
Melanoma Twins " Thanks! Were totally hot!"

melanoma twins by dirty-pirate-hooker August 5, 2008

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Melanophilia

Affinity for the colour black.
Opposite of Melanophobia.

Melanophilia is not a gothic condition

Melanophilia by gee.arr.ess March 19, 2011

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Anorectal melanoma

A melanoma in your ass that can kill you.

Bruh I got anorectal melanoma.

Anorectal melanoma by Gevman November 28, 2019

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Melanoma

what snooki will get soon cuz she spends all day in a tanning booth to look like an oompa loompa.

these ppl should stop tanning all the time and get a life!

i know! they'll get melanoma like Snooki!

Melanoma by the NINJA Cheesecake December 5, 2010

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