meblano

head banging, rockin out

slipknot is nuggin meblano

by assnug April 19, 2009

melanocious

showing off your melanin or tan in a way it’s bragging.

Girl: Omg my skin looks so amazing thanks to the sun! I love being being tan!

Girl #2: Haha, you are so melanocious right now!

by Empress05 October 12, 2022

Melanopia

A supposedly involuntarily eye condition that impairs a non-black person's ability to tell two or more black people apart.

Law enforcement and tabloid journalists seem particularly prone to bouts of melanopia.

by Tabasco Jones January 19, 2023

melanoma twins

Two individuals (usually two chicks or bf/gf) who have complete disregard for the high probability of skin cancer or changing of seasons. They are so addicted to tanning that they will risk being the only jackasses who obtain a golden tan.. in December... in Ohio.

Anna, " Wow Bif and Tif i really like how your golden delicious tan sets off your Christmas sweater."
Melanoma Twins,"Thanks we thought so!"
Anna, "You do realize its fine to NOT have a tan when its snowing, i mean its kinda bad for you and you guys look like my coffee table, it's a bit much."
Melanoma Twins " Thanks! Were totally hot!"

by dirty-pirate-hooker August 5, 2008

Melanophilia

Affinity for the colour black.
Opposite of Melanophobia.

Melanophilia is not a gothic condition

by gee.arr.ess March 19, 2011

Anorectal melanoma

A melanoma in your ass that can kill you.

Bruh I got anorectal melanoma.

by Gevman November 28, 2019

Melanoma

what snooki will get soon cuz she spends all day in a tanning booth to look like an oompa loompa.

these ppl should stop tanning all the time and get a life!

i know! they'll get melanoma like Snooki!

by the NINJA Cheesecake December 5, 2010