v. (trans) 1. to be punched in the face.
by kosure January 04, 2010
1. A guidette oompaloompa named nicole, made famous from mtv's Jersey Shore. She was made most famous when she was clocked in the face by a juiced up guido on TV.
2. A derogatory term for a fat guidette.
3. When a man punches a woman in the face, usually after consuming many rounds of shots
2. A derogatory term for a fat guidette.
3. When a man punches a woman in the face, usually after consuming many rounds of shots
1. I was watching Jersey Shore last night, Snooki was hilarious! She deep throated a pickle and then passed out.
2. (about a fat guidette) Dude she's gross, what a Snooki....
3. That punch was a cheap snooki, only assholes punch women.
2. (about a fat guidette) Dude she's gross, what a Snooki....
3. That punch was a cheap snooki, only assholes punch women.
by i'mthebombliketicktick January 02, 2010
A bouncy ball in a trucker hat
by Jerz2010 September 11, 2010
by rlbmut. June 19, 2010
A snookie is an inner city beast. Some claim it to be a myth, others claim it to be the very demon sent personally by Satan himself to terrorize the world. It clashes designer clothing with thongs, booze, and a thirst for sex. This thirst has traumatized many men, after which their very sexual desires are forever torn into sleepless night and PTSD. The snookie is what the Boogie checks for before going to rest. The snookie is what God cannot stand to look at. And worst of all, the snookie is what American culture from Jersey and abroad become hypnotized to once a week on prime time. Do not look into the snookie's eyes, or it will choose you as its next victim.
by Raw Entice March 01, 2012
someone who if you dye blue will look like a smurf.
horrible fake trans who ruins a perfectly fine tv show.
the only people who like her are 40 year old men who live in a one bedroom appartment with 30 cats....
an obnoxious cow mostly used as a punching bag
horrible fake trans who ruins a perfectly fine tv show.
the only people who like her are 40 year old men who live in a one bedroom appartment with 30 cats....
an obnoxious cow mostly used as a punching bag
random person1: holly shit is that a smurf??
random person2: nah it's just that creepy looking hooker snooki.
normalnamedperson:"who the fuck has the name snooki??"
gay fag:"only like the hottest most coolest person ever!"
normalnamedperson *shoots the gay fag*
random person2: nah it's just that creepy looking hooker snooki.
normalnamedperson:"who the fuck has the name snooki??"
gay fag:"only like the hottest most coolest person ever!"
normalnamedperson *shoots the gay fag*
by bestpersonintheworldyourmum January 25, 2011
by maddog546 May 31, 2011