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MELANOL is an appropriate way to refer to a Millennial if your are a Boomer who has difficulty typing multi-syllabic words without the CAPS LOCK on. MELANOL is not intended to cause offense to any Millennial, but actually gives aging Boomers a fun and creative way to express themselves in online discourse!
I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT THAT MELANOL TOLD ME AT THE STORE TODAY! HE SAID HE DESERVES A FAIR WAGE FOR THE HOURS HE WORKS AT TARGET! I TOLD HIM TO GROW UP AND GO TO COLLEGE! THAT MELANOL HAD THE NERVE TO LIE TO ME AND SAY HE HAS A DEGREE IN BIOLOGY, BUT CAN'T AFFORD GRAD SCHOOL! LYING MELANOLS SHOULD BE THANKFUL FOR THE OPPORTUNITIES THEY HAVE, OR GET OUT!
MELANOL by Snugz4Hugz September 16, 2020
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melonology 

1. The study of melons

2. The study of guys named Mel.
1. I just failed my Melonology exam...I forgot the six main characteristics of canteloupe!

2. Should I concentrate on Mel Gibson or Mel Brooks for my Melonology dissertation?
melonology by wafflesforlife March 7, 2007

melanocious

showing off your melanin or tan in a way it’s bragging.
Girl: Omg my skin looks so amazing thanks to the sun! I love being being tan!

Girl #2: Haha, you are so melanocious right now!
melanocious by Empress05 October 12, 2022
A supposedly involuntarily eye condition that impairs a non-black person's ability to tell two or more black people apart.
Law enforcement and tabloid journalists seem particularly prone to bouts of melanopia.
Melanopia by Tabasco Jones January 19, 2023

melanoma twins

Two individuals (usually two chicks or bf/gf) who have complete disregard for the high probability of skin cancer or changing of seasons. They are so addicted to tanning that they will risk being the only jackasses who obtain a golden tan.. in December... in Ohio.
Anna, " Wow Bif and Tif i really like how your golden delicious tan sets off your Christmas sweater."
Melanoma Twins,"Thanks we thought so!"
Anna, "You do realize its fine to NOT have a tan when its snowing, i mean its kinda bad for you and you guys look like my coffee table, it's a bit much."
Melanoma Twins " Thanks! Were totally hot!"

Melonology 

The study of melons, or people named Mel.
Randy: Melonology?!
Brad: The study of melons...

Jill: That's not a word, Tim.
Tim: Melonology, the study of guys named Mel.

Melanophilia 

Affinity for the colour black.
Opposite of Melanophobia.
Melanophilia is not a gothic condition
Melanophilia by gee.arr.ess March 19, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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