MELANOL 

MELANOL is an appropriate way to refer to a Millennial if your are a Boomer who has difficulty typing multi-syllabic words without the CAPS LOCK on. MELANOL is not intended to cause offense to any Millennial, but actually gives aging Boomers a fun and creative way to express themselves in online discourse!

I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT THAT MELANOL TOLD ME AT THE STORE TODAY! HE SAID HE DESERVES A FAIR WAGE FOR THE HOURS HE WORKS AT TARGET! I TOLD HIM TO GROW UP AND GO TO COLLEGE! THAT MELANOL HAD THE NERVE TO LIE TO ME AND SAY HE HAS A DEGREE IN BIOLOGY, BUT CAN'T AFFORD GRAD SCHOOL! LYING MELANOLS SHOULD BE THANKFUL FOR THE OPPORTUNITIES THEY HAVE, OR GET OUT!

MELANOL by Snugz4Hugz September 16, 2020

melonology 

1. The study of melons

2. The study of guys named Mel.

1. I just failed my Melonology exam...I forgot the six main characteristics of canteloupe!

2. Should I concentrate on Mel Gibson or Mel Brooks for my Melonology dissertation?

melonology by wafflesforlife March 7, 2007

melanocious

showing off your melanin or tan in a way it’s bragging.

Girl: Omg my skin looks so amazing thanks to the sun! I love being being tan!

Girl #2: Haha, you are so melanocious right now!

melanocious by Empress05 October 12, 2022

Melanopia

A supposedly involuntarily eye condition that impairs a non-black person's ability to tell two or more black people apart.

Law enforcement and tabloid journalists seem particularly prone to bouts of melanopia.

Melanopia by Tabasco Jones January 19, 2023

melanoma twins

Two individuals (usually two chicks or bf/gf) who have complete disregard for the high probability of skin cancer or changing of seasons. They are so addicted to tanning that they will risk being the only jackasses who obtain a golden tan.. in December... in Ohio.

Anna, " Wow Bif and Tif i really like how your golden delicious tan sets off your Christmas sweater."
Melanoma Twins,"Thanks we thought so!"
Anna, "You do realize its fine to NOT have a tan when its snowing, i mean its kinda bad for you and you guys look like my coffee table, it's a bit much."
Melanoma Twins " Thanks! Were totally hot!"

melanoma twins by dirty-pirate-hooker August 5, 2008

Melonology 

The study of melons, or people named Mel.

Randy: Melonology?!
Brad: The study of melons...

Jill: That's not a word, Tim.
Tim: Melonology, the study of guys named Mel.

Melonology by The Man with the Golden Gun March 6, 2014

Melanophilia 

Affinity for the colour black.
Opposite of Melanophobia.

Melanophilia is not a gothic condition

Melanophilia by gee.arr.ess March 19, 2011