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meatymarley 

The creator and the sole definition of "Jaun Deaging Fools"
Dom - "Marley - Did You Just?"

MeatyMarley - "Jaun Deags Are Back Baby"
meatymarley by Ziality October 14, 2019

meatyman 

a strong red man who goes to the gym every day and has a cute little dog. Usually, he talks a lot of shit but he doesn’t mean much harm 🙂 Sometimes he likes to flaunt his muscles in the sunlight Dir Special effect.
“wow have you seen meatyman lately? He gets stronger and more red by the days!”

“Yeah, I wish i was like meatyman.”
meatyman by vivipoo911 July 26, 2023

MeatyMelt 

a MeatyMelt is when you take Meat like turkey you warm it up to the point where it melts and begin to sexually pleasure yourself
man dude i did a MeatyMelt last night to my girlfriend it was helluh crazy
MeatyMelt by luvs2spluge October 1, 2008
(v.) For a male to give extra attention to the females in a group while ignoring and/or debasing the other males.
"Tom, stop meathumping! Only thirsty guys feel the need to put down their friends in front of women in order to look superior."
meathump by Tom Linx April 19, 2019
A respectable amount of cock meat, but nothing you’d scare a lady with. The thick part of the Bell curve. Middle of the road, but still driving a full sized sedan.
I saw Jon swingin free in the locker room. Nothing you could put in a circus show, but still a strong meatium.
meatium by Nelsum April 27, 2022
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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