2 definitions by Nelsum

1
Male genitals (specifically the phallus). Named for the penis shaft's uncanny, yet meaty, resemblance to a club or a bat.
Yeah baby, you better take that bologna bat and knock this pussy out the park!
by Nelsum July 26, 2019
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2
The enlarged belly area of a pregnant woman. Named for its obvious prior association with a dick (and its contents).
Did Carol gain some weight over the summer, or is she sporting a dick-belly?
by Nelsum August 09, 2019
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