Dick-belly

The enlarged belly area of a pregnant woman. Named for its obvious prior association with a dick (and its contents).
Did Carol gain some weight over the summer, or is she sporting a dick-belly?
by Nelsum August 10, 2019
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Bologna Bat

Male genitals (specifically the phallus). Named for the penis shaft's uncanny, yet meaty, resemblance to a club or a bat.
Yeah baby, you better take that bologna bat and knock this pussy out the park!
by Nelsum July 26, 2019
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meatium

A respectable amount of cock meat, but nothing you’d scare a lady with. The thick part of the Bell curve. Middle of the road, but still driving a full sized sedan.
I saw Jon swingin free in the locker room. Nothing you could put in a circus show, but still a strong meatium.
by Nelsum April 27, 2022
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