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meatyman 

a strong red man who goes to the gym every day and has a cute little dog. Usually, he talks a lot of shit but he doesn’t mean much harm 🙂 Sometimes he likes to flaunt his muscles in the sunlight Dir Special effect.
“wow have you seen meatyman lately? He gets stronger and more red by the days!”

“Yeah, I wish i was like meatyman.”
meatyman by vivipoo911 July 26, 2023
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meatymarley 

The creator and the sole definition of "Jaun Deaging Fools"
Dom - "Marley - Did You Just?"

MeatyMarley - "Jaun Deags Are Back Baby"
meatymarley by Ziality October 14, 2019
'meatman' is a word that is used by closeted bisexual men to indicate to other people that they are bisexual in a more 'manly' way,

'meatman' is often used to show a bisexual mans preference as the bottom.
"I think he might be a meatman" (when describing someone else) "I'm a/the meatman" (when describing yourself)
meatman by ima spanner March 2, 2021

Meaty man hole

A vagina that is fat and puffy and has extra meat that hangs in excess and resembles pastrami or roast beef
When she took off her panties that meaty man hole looked like a double stuffed pastrami sammich.
#meaty #meatsammich #shestrami #meatymanhole
Meaty man hole by The real WrongWay December 31, 2016

Viking Meatman 

A Cool Dude that gets his vikingness form Swedish ancestry and his meatiness from Irish ancestry, making him the Ultimate Halo Tea Bagger. Also Not Poor and Stupid Enough to be a NASCAR driver, but Red Neck enough to watch every single race on Tv, has an uncontrollably addiction for Hot Tamales and dark meat.

Viking Meatman... A.K.A as DanBaggings, Mr 5 Dollar Ft long.
Do you want to play with the Viking Meatman??
Viking Meatman by Mutaro 7 December 12, 2010
The meatman is the man behind all of society, he has been sticking his hands in our governments since we first formed states. The meatman is now controlling the united states and is the one behind the great divide and all of its issues. It is all lies, you cannot trust the facts, they are brainwashing you.
Nick: "I have stopped using social media because the meatman tracks your every decision.
Meatman by Zexaveau January 21, 2020
The meatman...aka Andy stevenson.. also known as poncho meatman
THat guy is a fucking meatman he cleans the machines of blood and guts. A very degrading and worthless job..spit on him when you see him he works at meijer
meatman by mike oxlong November 18, 2004
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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