meaty one 

When you haven't been for 4 days and you kinda just squat in a bush and it explodes ruptures your anus till you bleed more than Kim k after a night ray j, or when a gay guy forgets to pull the anal beads out

"That was great ray j but next time flush after you do a meaty one"

meaty one by Smartkarius July 24, 2018

A meaty one

When a man (or woman) has a large and girthy dick.

That guy Ames definitely has a meaty one.

A meaty one by Im in a Rule 34 May 26, 2026

PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE 

Being well-endowed beyond measure.
Possessing a STUPENDOUS SCHLONG.

Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!

PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE by weave August 25, 2003

One man's meat, another man's gravy. 

A nice twist on one mans meat, another man's poison. Where neither option is that bad. Invites thought , laughter and useful for pub banter.

Originated in the pubs of South London in the 1940s.

I don't know Bill, I don't know what he sees in her.
"One man's meat, another man's gravy."
Long pause...
"But which is better? Meat or gravy?"
"Exactly."

One man's meat, another man's gravy. by LenSeaside January 25, 2025