3 definitions by Smartkarius

meaty one

When you haven't been for 4 days and you kinda just squat in a bush and it explodes ruptures your anus till you bleed more than Kim k after a night ray j, or when a gay guy forgets to pull the anal beads out

"That was great ray j but next time flush after you do a meaty one"

by Smartkarius July 25, 2018

pp drip

A pg clean way of saying I need a piss

"Mate I need a piss"
"There's children here!"
"Sorry I need a pp drip"

by Smartkarius July 25, 2018

Moi Pedro

My donkey

Moi pedro is thicccccccc

by Smartkarius April 3, 2020