meaty one

When you haven't been for 4 days and you kinda just squat in a bush and it explodes ruptures your anus till you bleed more than Kim k after a night ray j, or when a gay guy forgets to pull the anal beads out
"That was great ray j but next time flush after you do a meaty one"
by Smartkarius July 24, 2018
mugGet the meaty onemug.

pp drip

A pg clean way of saying I need a piss
"Mate I need a piss"
"There's children here!"
"Sorry I need a pp drip"
by Smartkarius July 24, 2018
mugGet the pp dripmug.