An absolute lad. Ames is the height of intellect but cannot tie shoelaces. Ames is amazing at everything and is the best friend you could ask for, always there for you. Also a little bitch- in the best of ways. An Ames is not afraid to cheat in UNO and will deny it if caught.
They are very sweet at heart however Ames is a top and will fuck you hard. If you’re looking for a good time, just find Ames. Despite being a furry, they will not fuck you in a fursuit, no matter how much you beg.
Whilst being a genius, an Ames is capable of commuting sins no one else could, for example, breaking Toasters and diluting fruit juice. Ames will defend themselves but in reality they are wrong.
Ames has the build of a Greek god, oiled muscular body, 8ft and not compensating for anything.
If you have the opportunity, get an Ames in your life, they’re a great cover for having zero braincells (not that they have more..) and will help you with your maths homework.
They are very sweet at heart however Ames is a top and will fuck you hard. If you’re looking for a good time, just find Ames. Despite being a furry, they will not fuck you in a fursuit, no matter how much you beg.
Whilst being a genius, an Ames is capable of commuting sins no one else could, for example, breaking Toasters and diluting fruit juice. Ames will defend themselves but in reality they are wrong.
Ames has the build of a Greek god, oiled muscular body, 8ft and not compensating for anything.
If you have the opportunity, get an Ames in your life, they’re a great cover for having zero braincells (not that they have more..) and will help you with your maths homework.
Person a: Omg look over there!
Person b: Woah they look pretty hot... and gay
Person a: Are they cheating at uno?
Person b: ah. An Ames
Person b: Woah they look pretty hot... and gay
Person a: Are they cheating at uno?
Person b: ah. An Ames
by Ch0z September 01, 2019
by medzed September 17, 2006
There are two people having a conversation about topic A, when person B says something completely off topic. Person A then may retort with "Wow, Ames!"
by ASisely April 24, 2008
Ames is someone that doesnt give a shit. Usually is a very attractive man, typically blonde. He attracts a lot of women but does not care for them. Ames is a smart person that hates school and learning. An Ames is an absolute savage doing whatever the fuck he wants. The only thing an Ames really cares for is friends and family.
by Ishitinyourgreatunclesmouth November 10, 2019
Someone who is an absolute lad, a God among mortals. This person is smart whilst simultaneously being the dumbest person you know. If you know an Ames they’re probably a closet furry.
Ames is a great artist however horrible with technology. Could crash a toaster.
Ames is a great artist however horrible with technology. Could crash a toaster.
by Ch0z September 01, 2019
by Smart and intelligent woman December 11, 2017