Meatwhistle
A person who thinks highly of themselves; Arrogant and uneducated, With nothing to back up their decisions or actions.
Meatwhistle by Bichin July 16, 2009
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meatwhistle
a girl ( or the usable portion of said girl) so loose as to create a whistling effect upon motion, much like blowing across the mouth of an empty bottle.
Do you have a clarinet in your pants or is it just your meatwhistle?
"Brought a regular meatwhistle home from the bar last night. had to switch to her ass to feel anything."
"Brought a regular meatwhistle home from the bar last night. had to switch to her ass to feel anything."
meatwhistle by teabagger_1773 December 2, 2011
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Meatwhistle by Indy83 February 28, 2023
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meat whistle by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003
playing the meat whistle
when a chick puts her lips on the side of your banger and slides her tongue across the side of your shaft while sucking, kinda like playing a harmonica but sucking instead of blowing...
man i'll never forget the way your mom was playing the meat whistle last night, i blew one right in her face!
playing the meat whistle by ugmotheug December 31, 2007
Meat whistle tuner
An individual that tunes the meat whistle. Usually a whore, homosexual, business development manager, or salesperson.
Meat whistle tuner by donniedonniepoopoopants May 28, 2009
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meat whistle by MT Sack June 21, 2003
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