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meat-whistle 

One who takes another man's manhood.
Big Rob was awaiting Richard Simons in the local restroom stop. He likes to blow on meat-whistles.
meat-whistle by the meat man November 1, 2002

Meat-Whistle 

Someone who sucks on a meat swizzle stick. Also could be used in term of endearment.
I love you ,but you can be such a meat-whistle sometimes bro.
Meat-Whistle by Meatwhistle27 June 29, 2021

meat whistle 

A dick, particulaly referring to a dick being sucked
Get on your knees, bitch, and play my meat whistle

meat whistle 

another word for a penis.
"Blow on my dick like a meat whistle you whore!"
meat whistle by MT Sack June 21, 2003

meat whistle 

A whistle that is made of meat, generally penile meat that has a musical tune played on it such as "Nic Nac Patty Whack" typically by a woman. Although the "Meat Whistle" usually belongs to the male, it sometmes belongs to the transgender female. The tune can still be played on the transgender, however, that would in most circumstances mean that the "tune player" would be gay or really butch although still in female form.
Look here you filthy bitch....play me a tune on my Meat Whistle before I choke you until you die!!!!
meat whistle by Bryan Poitras January 13, 2008

Meat Whistle 

A. A penis
B. Something to be put in the mouth and blown on.
c.A tasty treat women enjoy eating.
Michael, endowed wid his massive, dark Meat Whistle, offered a taste to Nicole. He felt like king after Nicole had blown on it hardcore.
Meat Whistle by nella nayr May 21, 2005
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