Dick Skinner

The mouth of a lame bastard that talks shit.

He mouthed off one too many times so I stuffed my wang in his dick skinner

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Sprizzim

A sprite with jizz shot into it.

That bitch talked shit to me, so I fed her a sprizzim

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

meat whistle

A dick, particulaly referring to a dick being sucked

Get on your knees, bitch, and play my meat whistle

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Pickle Wiper

A queer bastard the enjoys playing with guys dicks

Hey guys, did you know Burt is a fuckin' Pickle Wiper?

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

tuna pot pie

A pussy.

Hey baby, how about a taste of that tuna pot pie?

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

mustard slot

The xtra wide gaping pussy of a slutty whore

That cunt had the biggest mustard slot I ever saw!

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

mayonaise box

A jizz filld twat, A pussy with extra sauce

I just saw a porn with a bitch that had the gooeyest mayonaise box you ever saw

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003