microsoft_bastard's definitions

submarine

A tampon currently trolling in the puss.

I wanted to fuck the bitch, but she was sporting a submarine.

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

mustard slot

The xtra wide gaping pussy of a slutty whore

That cunt had the biggest mustard slot I ever saw!

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

meat whistle

A dick, particulaly referring to a dick being sucked

Get on your knees, bitch, and play my meat whistle

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

tuna pot pie

A pussy.

Hey baby, how about a taste of that tuna pot pie?

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Clam Thermometer

A dick. specifically one inserted into a pussy

I'll tke your temperature with my clam thermometer; Open your legs bitch

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Cam Whore

A female on the internet that exposes herself on webcam explicitly to large numbers of horny bastards.

I broke up with Sherry because that slut is a cam whore.

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

jug-diddler

A man that beats off on the breasts of DD or higher sized black women

He's afraid of getting aids from the pussy, so he became a jug-diddler

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003