Dick Skinner

The mouth of a lame bastard that talks shit.

He mouthed off one too many times so I stuffed my wang in his dick skinner

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Pickle Wiper

A queer bastard the enjoys playing with guys dicks

Hey guys, did you know Burt is a fuckin' Pickle Wiper?

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Sprizzim

A sprite with jizz shot into it.

That bitch talked shit to me, so I fed her a sprizzim

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

meat whistle

A dick, particulaly referring to a dick being sucked

Get on your knees, bitch, and play my meat whistle

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

dust monkey

A man or woman of arab, or middle eastern descent.

Those motherfuckers that just opened that 7-11 are fucking dust monkeys.

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Cooder Whipper

A bumbling fuck that cannot correctly use the pussy...and manages to beat and tear it up in the process.

That stupid cock wick can't fuck...he's a goddamn cooder whipper

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

submarine

A tampon currently trolling in the puss.

I wanted to fuck the bitch, but she was sporting a submarine.

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003