Definitions by microsoft_bastard

meat whistle 

A dick, particulaly referring to a dick being sucked

Get on your knees, bitch, and play my meat whistle

meat whistle by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

mustard slot

The xtra wide gaping pussy of a slutty whore

That cunt had the biggest mustard slot I ever saw!

mustard slot by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

mayonaise box 

A jizz filld twat, A pussy with extra sauce

I just saw a porn with a bitch that had the gooeyest mayonaise box you ever saw

mayonaise box by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Cooder Whipper 

A bumbling fuck that cannot correctly use the pussy...and manages to beat and tear it up in the process.

That stupid cock wick can't fuck...he's a goddamn cooder whipper

Cooder Whipper by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Clam Thermometer 

A dick. specifically one inserted into a pussy

I'll tke your temperature with my clam thermometer; Open your legs bitch

Clam Thermometer by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

dust monkey 

A man or woman of arab, or middle eastern descent.

Those motherfuckers that just opened that 7-11 are fucking dust monkeys.

dust monkey by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Sprizzim 

A sprite with jizz shot into it.

That bitch talked shit to me, so I fed her a sprizzim

Sprizzim by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003