Meatwhistle 

A person who thinks highly of themselves; Arrogant and uneducated, With nothing to back up their decisions or actions.

"Well.. he (she) seemed smart, Untill he started talking. What a Meatwhistle"

Meatwhistle by Bichin July 16, 2009

meatwhistle 

a girl ( or the usable portion of said girl) so loose as to create a whistling effect upon motion, much like blowing across the mouth of an empty bottle.

Do you have a clarinet in your pants or is it just your meatwhistle?

"Brought a regular meatwhistle home from the bar last night. had to switch to her ass to feel anything."

meatwhistle by teabagger_1773 December 2, 2011

Meatwhistle 

A guy who is popular with girls. A true chick magnet.

Frank had three dates this week, what a Meatwhistle.

Meatwhistle by Indy83 February 28, 2023

meat whistle 

A dick, particulaly referring to a dick being sucked

Get on your knees, bitch, and play my meat whistle

meat whistle by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

playing the meat whistle

when a chick puts her lips on the side of your banger and slides her tongue across the side of your shaft while sucking, kinda like playing a harmonica but sucking instead of blowing...

man i'll never forget the way your mom was playing the meat whistle last night, i blew one right in her face!

playing the meat whistle by ugmotheug December 31, 2007

Meat whistle tuner 

An individual that tunes the meat whistle. Usually a whore, homosexual, business development manager, or salesperson.

We sent the meat whistle tuner to ensure the sale.

Meat whistle tuner by donniedonniepoopoopants May 28, 2009

meat whistle 

another word for a penis.

"Blow on my dick like a meat whistle you whore!"

meat whistle by MT Sack June 21, 2003