meatuh 

A superhuman alive who can take your girl in 1, 2, 3. It is known in general not to mess with him. Whenever you misspronounce his adorable name, he will execute you immediately.

OMG, it's MEATUH. Please save me from this chad!

meatuh by Yazu June 2, 2020

Meatuh 

A superhuman alive that is capable of doing almost everything. It is general known not to mess with him. One mispronunciation and you get executed immediately.

OMG, it's Meatuh! Save me from this simp, please!

Meatuh by Yazu June 2, 2020

Meaturbating 

The act of consuming any type of meat without the knowledge or permission of your Vegan/Vegetarian significant other who has either forced you or convinced you to comply with his or her dietary beliefa. The act of Meaturbation can bring on waves of guilt and typically results in efforts to reform oneself to please your controlling and almost omnipresent spouse. Who at a minimum is an enthusiastic believer and at a maximum an unhinged zealot

I saw my good friend Meaturbating during lunch yesterday. And while he seemed to be enjoying himself, it was clear that he felt ashamed as well.

Meaturbating by Yogithan April 4, 2019

Beatus Meatus 

The most powerful of all spells in the harry potter universe

"Beatus Meatus!" Harry yelled killing Voldemort instantly

Beatus Meatus by xXx_Keklord69_xXx February 8, 2018

Meaturduckballizza 

Meatloaf wrapped in Turkey,wrapped in Duck,wrapped in Meatballs, wrapped in Pizza

Meaturduckballizza is the most delicious food that was ever invented

Meaturduckballizza by teentitans333 November 15, 2016

meathead wagon 

The ambulance waiting in the wings at sporting events to whisk concussed, paralyzed, and otherwise incapacitated gladiators off to the hospital, which is the first stop of the rest of their lives of long, slow mental and physical deterioration.

"How many meathead wagons were should we schedule for this weekend's football game?" - Coach #1

"Ah, fifteen oughta do it." - Coach #2

"Hey, great thing the 90% of the school's extracurricular budget is for the football program." - Coach #1

"Yeah, no doubt. Just a matter of time before the library and chorus money gets sent our way, too." - Coach #2

meathead wagon by TrE33333 November 22, 2010

meathead 

An enormously muscular guy who cannot hold a conversation about anything other than weight-lifting and protein shakes. Gets upset very quickly when he cannot complete his own sentences and thoughts. Can be found at nightclubs wearing shirts that are 10 sizes too small (if at all). They are by far the most closely related human beings to that of apes, chimpanzees, and other primate. They are evolutionary hindered and are less capable of following directions than my dead hampster.

meathead by BONE May 3, 2003