meatpopsicle 

1. (n): an object, well known to some, that contains ground up meat that gets put in a cooler and frozen to turn into a popsicle.
2. (line): Once said by the actor Bruce Willis in the movie "The Fifth Element" and to everyone sane is extremely hilarious.

Man1: Sir are you classified as human?
Bruce Willis: No, I am a meat popsicle...

meatpopsicle by Alias wh0re February 6, 2003

Menopopsicle 

When a menopausal coworker selfishly commandeers the thermostat, setting it to about 66 degrees, the result is one where all office employees feel frozen and turn to a menopopsicle state.

“Wow Molly, why is it so cold in here? It’s Stephanie again, she has commandeered the thermostat and is turning us all into menopopsicles! This happens every day”

Menopopsicle by DDshmutzy October 9, 2012

meat popsicle

Term coined by Luc Besson, writer and director of "The Fifth Element", and made famous by Bruce Willis, who played the part of Korben Dallas in the movie.

Police Officer: "Are you classified as human?"
Korben Dallas: "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

meat popsicle by Cap'n S January 29, 2006

Meat popsicle

A person that has been frozen then defrosted, Drawn from various science fiction sources it is based on the assumption that such a person would need to justify a potentialy very distant birth date.

Cop questioning ID “yea you don’t look 346 years old, you got a beauty secret.” Citizen “I’m a Meat popsicle.”

Meat popsicle by Dave Zed December 16, 2008

meat popsicle

the male genetalia (slang)

"I was so bored in class that I whipped out my meat popsicle and started jerking off. I got a detention."

meat popsicle by D GuZ January 26, 2004

Meat Popsicle

Slang term for the male genitalia.

Can also be used to describe the genitalia of demons, transexuals, demonoid transexuals, the undead, horny zombies, vampires, polar bears, eskimoes, and any penis that enjoys a nice warm place to rest it's head and drop a load off.

Can also be used to describe the genitalia of an anatomically correct snowman.

"My beers getting warm, wheres your meat popsicle, Mom?"

Meat Popsicle by Banditjefferie May 17, 2009

meat popsicle

A stupid person

This man is a meat popsicle.

meat popsicle by Rhentin May 19, 2004