Skip to main content

meatsim

a wreckless computer simulant which is easy to defeat; one who is unskilled
Jack's such a meatsim when it comes to playing Perfect Dark.
by Anonymous March 20, 2003
mugGet the meatsim mug.

meatsim

A LUEser made famous for pelting girl with a balloon filled with semen (splooge balloon).
by Anonymous August 31, 2003
mugGet the meatsim mug.

meatside

The real world: the traditional, physical world that exists outside the internet. The tangible realm in human/computer interaction.
1. Jenny spent six weeks chatting online to a guy. When she met him meatside, it transpired that he was much older than she had been led to believe, and he tried to touch her in bad ways.
by MisterMetternich October 8, 2005
mugGet the meatside mug.

meatsicle

fusion of popsicle, and meat.
refferences the similarities between enjoying a popsicle, and enjoying fellatio.
Why don't you go suck your boyfriend's meatsicle?
Put down the popsicle, and wrap your lips around my meatsicle.
by DoidoTravado November 20, 2006
mugGet the meatsicle mug.

Meatism

An overpowering addiction to meat derived scent, symptoms include the need to carry meat on ones person at all times and to frequently smell this meat.
"did you just see that man sniffing his meat? thats the worst case of meatism i have ever seen"
by Mad Dog Jay January 30, 2008
mugGet the Meatism mug.

Grillonious Meatsies

We had some really tasty grillonious meatsies yesterday when we were at Grillonious Meatsies Railroad.
by John Manning March 16, 2008
mugGet the Grillonious Meatsies mug.

metasimile

A comparison you have made, usually followed by a variation of the word 'whatever' when you do not recall what the name of the literary device(s) you just used are.

Something said maybe not literally(1), maybe literally(2) which is literally(1(as references literally(2))) just as important when you want to make an important point. At this point, who cares whether it was a metaphor or a simile? What are you, a grammar troll? Let it go. Come out from under the bridge and stop correcting people all the time. There you go. Stand up straight and stretch until you can feel your lower back arch a little and a big percent of that stress goes *ahhhhh*. Like that. A 'metasimile' for 'Keep it Player' which some white guy may have mis-heard when someone said 'Keep it, Player' as someone tried to hand them something they didn't want to be in possesion of, whhich was why they accompanied the phrase with an gently upraised, palm-first 'no thank you' gesture.

Caution: metasimiles are prone to endless recursion which may provoke stack or heap overflow.

A metasimile is constrained in that it must always be an antisolecism, except as used in the example sentence.
"A metasimile should never be a solecism, unless you are Conan O'Brien."

Honestly? After that definition? me-ta-sim-i-le not meta-simile would be the most cross-domain way of saying 'metasimile' but you can pronounce it however you want. It's like 'SQL' that way, in that normally efficient people insist on not saying just 'See-kweel' like a normal person would after saying it more than 3 times, but instead say 'Ess Kwyoo(?) Ell' for decades? That was just a metasimile, or something.
by leftiger March 16, 2019
mugGet the metasimile mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email