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An overpowering addiction to meat derived scent, symptoms include the need to carry meat on ones person at all times and to frequently smell this meat.
"did you just see that man sniffing his meat? thats the worst case of meatism i have ever seen"
Meatism by Mad Dog Jay January 30, 2008
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a wreckless computer simulant which is easy to defeat; one who is unskilled
Jack's such a meatsim when it comes to playing Perfect Dark.
meatsim by Anonymous March 20, 2003
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Meatsmoke 

A term used in place of blow job or other commonly known words for practicing oral sex on males. It is utilized when you want to discretely talk about dick sucking in public without others knowing. Can also be used to refer to people, generally males, who are considered to be a tool or asshole.
Nick got meatsmoked by a prostitute and now has gonorrhea for the second time.

Did you see that kid, what a meatsmoke.
Meatsmoke by TeamRocketUnites July 8, 2010
Matism is a religion and political party. Matism was founded upon the pure idea of freedom and liberty to those that deserve it and are worthy of it. The leader must be a Mathew due to the founding fathers name being as such along with the God, Mathew, being the ruler of the religion and of the political party
"What's your religion?"
"I'm part of Matism, pretty great so far"
Matism by Mtahew August 16, 2016
1. One who promotes the devouring of animal flesh in an antagonizing way.
2. Those who are judgmental against Vegetarians, Vegans, &/or Fruitarians.
3. Someone who only eats meat or foods with meat in it.

Antonym: Vegetarian, Vegan
John is such a meatist. He even wears a PETA shirt but on the back it reads People Eating Tasty Animals and not People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
Meatist by Ty1 November 3, 2007
A meat-based, possibly toxic, product of questionable origin and/or content, especially one bought from a van that wasn't there yesterday and won't be there tomorrow.
Thinking, 'what the hell' he bit deeply into the meatish pie, marvelling at the grey tubes and gristle that bubbled out over his fingers.
Meatish by TragedyTrousers February 2, 2009

Meatsmokin 

The act of a guy performing a highly skilled blow job on another guy "Smoking man meat" A man on man blowjob. The act of two males meeting discreetly, either in a public or private setting and allowing each other to orally pleasure the other.
Hey man, meet me at the park bathroom for some "meatsmokin". I'll smoke your meat until you blow your hot load down my throat.
Meatsmokin by meatsmoker5 January 8, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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