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a wreckless computer simulant which is easy to defeat; one who is unskilled
Jack's such a meatsim when it comes to playing Perfect Dark.
meatsim by Anonymous March 20, 2003
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Meatsmoke 

A term used in place of blow job or other commonly known words for practicing oral sex on males. It is utilized when you want to discretely talk about dick sucking in public without others knowing. Can also be used to refer to people, generally males, who are considered to be a tool or asshole.
Nick got meatsmoked by a prostitute and now has gonorrhea for the second time.

Did you see that kid, what a meatsmoke.
Meatsmoke by TeamRocketUnites July 8, 2010
Matism is a religion and political party. Matism was founded upon the pure idea of freedom and liberty to those that deserve it and are worthy of it. The leader must be a Mathew due to the founding fathers name being as such along with the God, Mathew, being the ruler of the religion and of the political party
"What's your religion?"
"I'm part of Matism, pretty great so far"
Matism by Mtahew August 16, 2016
1. One who promotes the devouring of animal flesh in an antagonizing way.
2. Those who are judgmental against Vegetarians, Vegans, &/or Fruitarians.
3. Someone who only eats meat or foods with meat in it.

Antonym: Vegetarian, Vegan
John is such a meatist. He even wears a PETA shirt but on the back it reads People Eating Tasty Animals and not People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
Meatist by Ty1 November 3, 2007
A meat-based, possibly toxic, product of questionable origin and/or content, especially one bought from a van that wasn't there yesterday and won't be there tomorrow.
Thinking, 'what the hell' he bit deeply into the meatish pie, marvelling at the grey tubes and gristle that bubbled out over his fingers.
Meatish by TragedyTrousers February 2, 2009

Meatsmokin 

The act of a guy performing a highly skilled blow job on another guy "Smoking man meat" A man on man blowjob. The act of two males meeting discreetly, either in a public or private setting and allowing each other to orally pleasure the other.
Hey man, meet me at the park bathroom for some "meatsmokin". I'll smoke your meat until you blow your hot load down my throat.
Meatsmokin by meatsmoker5 January 8, 2023
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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