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Meatscapade 

NOUN

1. A form of civil disorder characterized often by what is thought of as an organized group lashing out in a sudden and intense rash of violence against meat authority
A violent Meatscapade triggered by his use of Vietnamese pork and a general disregard for his serfdom resulted in the dethroning of the Sausage King of Chicago in 1978.

After the successful dethroning of the Sausage King of Chicago in 1978, the people of Buffalo saw it necessary to stage a coup d'état of their own in what would become The Great Buffalo Meatscapade of 1982.
Meatscapade by philasaurus December 20, 2012

meatstabber 

1.When you sneak up on a girl in the middle of the night and stab her in the back with a sausage. Repeatedly.

2. A dick or penis.

3. Also can be made into a drink by placing a slim jim into a bloody mary. Generally, it's garnished with cheese on a plastic sword.
Last night I meat stabbed this girl. She got so turned on, she gave me a rusty trombone.

Excuse me, bartender, can I have a meatstabber, extra slim.
meatstabber by dingus2.0 April 3, 2008

Meatscarf 

1.The best way to describe when someone's neck has all but disappeared beneath a layer of fat, giving the impression that the person is sporting some kind of fleshy scarf-like garment.
2.Has also been adopted as a term for weed in situations when discretion is required.
1.
me- "Mate...george lucas has some serious meatscarf going on there. I bet he inflates it to attract a mate...."
my pal- "heh, yeah..."
2.
me-"mate, We need to get us some meatscarf before this evening is through...."
Meatscarf by clar*bar*superstar August 1, 2008

Meatsaber 

The sexual act of one person playing the VR title 'Beatsaber' while streaming the video to a screen visible to another person. The second person stands behind the first and thrusts into them to the beat of the song while attempting to interfere in no other way. The game player wins if they are able to complete the song on the difficulty setting. The thruster wins if the player fails.
My girlfriend and I got a new VR headset, so we decided to play Meatsaber.
Meatsaber by Blu Tester January 25, 2022

Meatsabre 

Another word for penis aka male genitilia.
Don't make me smack you with my meatsabre beeyatch!
Meatsabre by pat mccroch May 20, 2004

MEATSCARF 

LARGE SWOLLEN TUBULAR NECK BAGS UNDER A PERSONS CHIN AND TO THE SIDES . FILLED WITH THE EXTRA CALORIES THEY GORGE UPON
INSTEAD OF INSULTING THEIR EMOTIONS BY ASKING WHY THEIR NECK IS SO INCREDIBLY FAT, YOU CAN SAY "THATS QUITE A NICE MEATSCARF"
MEATSCARF by no roads January 19, 2025
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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