Meatscarf 

1.The best way to describe when someone's neck has all but disappeared beneath a layer of fat, giving the impression that the person is sporting some kind of fleshy scarf-like garment.
2.Has also been adopted as a term for weed in situations when discretion is required.

1.
me- "Mate...george lucas has some serious meatscarf going on there. I bet he inflates it to attract a mate...."
my pal- "heh, yeah..."
2.
me-"mate, We need to get us some meatscarf before this evening is through...."

Meatscarf by clar*bar*superstar August 1, 2008

MEATSCARF 

LARGE SWOLLEN TUBULAR NECK BAGS UNDER A PERSONS CHIN AND TO THE SIDES . FILLED WITH THE EXTRA CALORIES THEY GORGE UPON

INSTEAD OF INSULTING THEIR EMOTIONS BY ASKING WHY THEIR NECK IS SO INCREDIBLY FAT, YOU CAN SAY "THATS QUITE A NICE MEATSCARF"

MEATSCARF by no roads January 19, 2025

meatstar 

The star that is formed by your ass hole when you spread your cheeks apart.

"wow that bitch had a huge meatstar"

meatstar by Junglemonkey13 November 3, 2016

manscarf 

unwanted hair that grows on the neck below a man's hairline

I keep bugging my wife to wax my manscarf; I look like a Sasquatch.

manscarf by maui@ont May 14, 2015

meat scarf 

A person with a double chin. The fat is considered the scarf as in meat scarf.

girl: nice meat scarf.
guy: what do you mean?
girl: your double chin.

meat scarf by cop4u January 29, 2009

Meatscapade 

NOUN

1. A form of civil disorder characterized often by what is thought of as an organized group lashing out in a sudden and intense rash of violence against meat authority

A violent Meatscapade triggered by his use of Vietnamese pork and a general disregard for his serfdom resulted in the dethroning of the Sausage King of Chicago in 1978.

After the successful dethroning of the Sausage King of Chicago in 1978, the people of Buffalo saw it necessary to stage a coup d'état of their own in what would become The Great Buffalo Meatscapade of 1982.

Meatscapade by philasaurus December 20, 2012

Weasel in my meatsafe 

A Weasel in My Meatsafe is an autobiographical book by One Man and His Dog presenter Phil Drabble.

A weasel in my meatsafe is a euphemism for the act of housing (temporarily) a long, thin, hairy creature within a safe, meaty environment.

Michelle - "You're looking pretty pleased with yourself this morning. What's the deal?"

Zoe - "Well, I had a weasel in my meatsafe last night, so life is good!"

Weasel in my meatsafe by Dirty Animals November 5, 2009