Meatsaber

The sexual act of one person playing the VR title 'Beatsaber' while streaming the video to a screen visible to another person. The second person stands behind the first and thrusts into them to the beat of the song while attempting to interfere in no other way. The game player wins if they are able to complete the song on the difficulty setting. The thruster wins if the player fails.

My girlfriend and I got a new VR headset, so we decided to play Meatsaber.

by Blu Tester January 25, 2022

meatgazer

A guy who stares, intentionally or unintentionally, at other guys' equipment in public bathrooms, locker rooms, etc.

What the hell are you looking at, meatgazer? I'm trying to take a piss here. Keep your eyes in your own stall.

by Meatgazer October 25, 2003

BeatSabering

Using your dick like a lightsaber with someone elses dick after jacking off

Me and my friend were beatsabering all night.

by thekfcguy March 11, 2019

meatstabber

1.When you sneak up on a girl in the middle of the night and stab her in the back with a sausage. Repeatedly.

2. A dick or penis.

3. Also can be made into a drink by placing a slim jim into a bloody mary. Generally, it's garnished with cheese on a plastic sword.

Last night I meat stabbed this girl. She got so turned on, she gave me a rusty trombone.

Excuse me, bartender, can I have a meatstabber, extra slim.

by dingus2.0 April 3, 2008

Meat Saber

A powerful weapon that Jedi Knights wield during sexual intercourse. It much resembles a normal penis, because it starts its life as one. However, attaining Master status in the Jedi Arts enables the use of this tool.

Also (v): Meat Saber(ing) - The act of engaging the Meat Saber in sexual intercourse/mortal combat

When I whipped out my Meat Saber, she came twice without actually making contact with it.

Yo mama was giving me lip so I had to Meat Saber her into submission.

by Jedi Knight January 29, 2004

Weasel in my meatsafe

A Weasel in My Meatsafe is an autobiographical book by One Man and His Dog presenter Phil Drabble.

A weasel in my meatsafe is a euphemism for the act of housing (temporarily) a long, thin, hairy creature within a safe, meaty environment.

Michelle - "You're looking pretty pleased with yourself this morning. What's the deal?"

Zoe - "Well, I had a weasel in my meatsafe last night, so life is good!"

by Dirty Animals November 5, 2009

meatwater

To have diarrhea with the consistency of water with chuncks of meat in it. Meatwater

Man those tacos we had last night gave me some stank meatwater this morning.

by vits July 20, 2006